the other day, alexis (age 6) was here, and she said, randomly, "i know who jesus' mommy was!"
i said, "oh, yeah, who?"
"i forget..... lucy?"

she didn't understand why i laughed so hard. but i think when i get really exasperated, i'm just going to walk around saying, "jesus, lucy and joseph!"

i couldn't have said it better.
also, you should come over.

i gave the little girl downstairs all these costumes from my 10-year ballet, tap + jazz career. my mom brought them when she came to visit. shar made fun of me when we were looking through them because i could still name all the songs that went with each costume. hahaha.

you're so invited. hahaha.

on the "unauthorized anna nicole" going on right now on vh1, they just called her "postmodern to a fault." i want that on my tombstone. pizza, that is. spelled out in broccoli.

hahahaha.

yeah, more later. gotta watch the show.

obsessive clicking:
ratemykitten
ratemypuppy

will someone smarter than i am tell me how this site works? it has never been wrong, of course, and i'm sure it's because of some sort of high-end designer mathematical concept on which my brain has no grasp. i sit there stunned and stupid every time. if i could know how it works, i would catch fewer flies ( Read more... )

i'm missing my dearest friend's 21st birthday celebration.
i hope she's plastered.

p.s. i do have a present for you jess as soon as you have a permanent address.

i held a $36,000 book in my hands today. it felt like a book.

why didn't i run with it?

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( to make up for my whiny root canal entry )