i put on my spice girls shirt today, and went to take the laundry down to the basement. when i came back up, the e! true hollywood story about the spice girls was on. crazy. i mean, really ( Read more... )

when i woke up this morning, the cats had dragged the bottle-washing brush, the dustpan and the feather duster (as well as a few seemingly unrelated items) to the middle of the living room. either they're building something, or that's my sign that i need to clean up the place. they are so weird. i swear ( Read more... )

( that damned movie list. )

a. tammy faye and anna nicole together on tonight's anna nicole show. surreal ( Read more... )

please please somebody propose to me. i just found a reason to get married:
this is the place.

1. i hate allen wrenches.
2. i need an allen wrench.
3. i can't find an allen wrench.

( jumbled thoughts )

hahahahaha i just looked in the pantry, and baby, the cupboards are bare. i haven't been cooking or eating like i usually do, and all i have is about a cup and a half of frozen french fries, a jar of mushroom spaghetti sauce, a frozen block of tofu, and a can of chickpeas. write me a recipe. hahaha. looks like i have to go produce-shopping ( Read more... )

i'm determined to finish my entire six-pack of tecate before i go to sleep. 4 down, 2 to go. 1.5 limes left.

here's why i can't clean:
anytime i move something, the cats are right there, very curious and meddlesome. eventually, i just give up. go ahead, play with the cat hair tumbleweed that never goes away. see if i care. i don't need a clean, happy place to live. that's just fine. make yourselves at home.

today, on the floor at work, i found a heavy-duty sewing needle (like the kind you would use for sewing thinnish vinyl or some really thick fabrics), and i got excited. how pathetic is that? sue told me to clorox it, but she tells me to clorox everything ( Read more... )