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[beaconofdoom]

I can't figure out if I'm really lucky or really unlucky. Within the last two days I've gotten mauled by a feral cat at my new job at the animal shelter and practically burned my apartment down in a grease fire. Yet I am remarkably unscathed, save for a few bites, scratches, and burns

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[royalewcheeze]

oh, good lord.

[royalewcheeze]

I actually submitted that comment like the dumbshit that I am, before I was done. I'm such an assclown sometimes.

I'd go with lucky, personally. I had the same thought after my third brush with death in the space of a year, and I realized since I hadn't been shot yet, that was pretty damn lucky.

Plus, I love you! What could be luckier than that? ;)