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Nov 17, 2010 21:43

Computer: begin transmission. Stardate 2258 point.........something. Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, USS Enterprise, supplementary log ( Read more... )

engineer your way out of this one scotty, damn it archer, piper down

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hippocraticly November 18 2010, 02:45:51 UTC
[ Idly flicking through his journal -- hey, staying inside can be boring, okay -- it doesn't take McCoy long to stumble onto this particular transmission. But it does take him a moment to let this sink in and reply to the engineer. ]

Mr. Scott. [ . . . ] Uh.. you should get down from there.

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[voice] beaglenapper November 18 2010, 02:49:45 UTC
......Doctor McCoy?

[Realizations happen. Then:]

So this was KIRK'S idea of fun, was it? "Oh let's beam Scotty to a Class Nothing world without even his underclothing!" We're not at the Academy anymore, Doctor. I won't stand for this type of prank.

[What a hypocrite.]

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[voice] hippocraticly November 18 2010, 02:54:03 UTC
It’s.. uh, not a prank. Jim isn’t even here... and I think those type of things are out of his repertoire, anyway.

[ God, he hopes so. It would be a dismal five years if Kirk beamed him everywhere for giggles. ]

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[voice] beaglenapper November 18 2010, 02:58:40 UTC
Where's here, McCoy?

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[video] slatebreaker November 18 2010, 02:51:36 UTC
You look like you must be terribly cold, sir.

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[video] beaglenapper November 18 2010, 02:54:40 UTC
Whatnow?

...[Then, nervous/suspicious:]

You can't see up it, can you?

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[video] slatebreaker November 18 2010, 02:56:13 UTC
...Oh? N-no, sir. Absolutely not. Just that you look like you could use a good wool sweater.

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[video] beaglenapper November 18 2010, 03:03:46 UTC
[Scotty rubs a hand over the patchy reddish hairs that adorn his chest.] Aye, this has never really been enough for those times of public winter nudity. Where was my head this morning.

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harveyinmyhead November 18 2010, 04:16:57 UTC
[Wow. Just... wow.]

Scotty? Beam Me Up Scotty? The "I cannae give her no more" Scotty? That Scotty?

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beaglenapper November 18 2010, 04:24:01 UTC
............Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, USS Enterprise, Serial Number SE 19754 T. Who's your commanding officer?

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harveyinmyhead November 18 2010, 04:27:23 UTC
[Ah, this is too hard to resist. He puts on his best official sounding voice, the kind he uses to bluff his way around Peacekeepers.]

Commander John Crichton, serving under Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS [Oh wait, he can't use Enterprise here, can he?] Leviathan.

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beaglenapper November 18 2010, 04:39:16 UTC
Picard? Don't think I know him. What Academy year were you, Commander Crichton?

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beaglenapper November 18 2010, 13:50:41 UTC
A ladder wouldn't be turned away, mate.

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[video] beaglenapper November 18 2010, 17:02:32 UTC
Hang on---I'll show you.

[Scott raises the journal so that it picks up his surroundings on video. It may or may not be clear that he has landed on top of the clinic.]

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