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[beaglenapper]

[An open journal happens to catch an amazing Christmas miracle: Good Saint Nicholas himself, big red suit and all, sneaking through the living room of House 7! A couple of weeks EARLY, by all accounts!

Oh ring the bells! and eat a candy cane! and kiss that girl under the mistletoe! and...

Wait. That's not Santa. That's...an aggravated Scotsman.]

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action;

[slaying]

[...Why is Santa not only her living room but also early.]

[beaglenapper]

[Why does Buffy have to be home right now?]

Ho ho ho.

[slaying]

[Because apparently Buffy always finds out, Scotty.]

They believe in Santa in the future? Gee, that's a relief.

[beaglenapper]

Not as much as you'd hope they would, actually. Have you seen the good doctor about anywhere, Buffy?

[Voice]

[count_gardios]

Hey, are you all right? You're not outside completely naked, are you?

[Voice]

[beaglenapper]

What? No! No, I'm actually being shamed in the comfort of my own home. But thank you for your concern.

[Voice]

[count_gardios]

...should I leave you to that, or would you like some help?

[Voice]

[beaglenapper]

You run the tavern, right? Can you send over a bottle of the Johnnie Walker Black Label? That would do me wonders right now.

[ voice ]

[hippocraticly]

Clothes make the man, Scotty. Maybe you'll learn something from this.

[ The lesson he is hoping to teach is to stop talking dirty to his gurlfrand and, by proxy, him. ]

[ voice ]

[beaglenapper]

Perhaps all I've learned is to up the ante, Doctor McCoy.

[hippocraticly]

That's some lesson to teach the kids.

[beaglenapper]

You've heard about the possibility that I'll join the school? Word travels fast here--I'd barely made up my mind about it.