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Feb 15, 2010 14:51

Aside from being assaulted by my bloody inmate, I had a lovely time. I'm so glad I brought two inmates to take care of. There's nothing like preventing impending sexual assault on the lady inmate to keep a bloke on his toes! No, no, I believe I had the time of my life. The wedding I managed to crash was only the cherry on top.

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lt_n_uhura February 15 2010, 21:53:58 UTC

I see you were one of those unaffected who just had a splendid time.

beam_me February 15 2010, 21:55:34 UTC

Completely unaffected. Not a hint of impaired judgment over here in Scotland. Had my wits about me the entire time.

lt_n_uhura February 15 2010, 21:56:22 UTC

Are you sure?

beam_me February 15 2010, 21:58:37 UTC

I absolutely did attempt to force myself on a woman who's more liable to kill me than willing hold a conversation with yours truly of my own accord. I do work on the Enterprise. Hopeless engagements are my bag, my dear.

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private beam_me February 15 2010, 21:56:50 UTC

"Giving it up"? Giving it up! What manner of madness is this, Sergeant?!

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private beam_me February 15 2010, 21:59:52 UTC

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Holy mother of

...time's so subjective in space. Never do remember the important days.

What's say we send ourselves off with one last hurrah, eh?

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Private gotgreenmagic February 15 2010, 22:02:57 UTC

You are not forgiven.

Private beam_me February 15 2010, 22:07:52 UTC

Excellent.

theoriginalbamf February 15 2010, 22:05:24 UTC

Come around to the pub, I'll have a bottle for you.

beam_me February 15 2010, 22:08:43 UTC

You're an angel! An angel sent from heaven!

...who are you, again?

theoriginalbamf February 15 2010, 22:23:35 UTC

[laughs]

Kurt Wagner, current Acting Bar Keep and resident German.

beam_me February 15 2010, 22:24:05 UTC

As long as you're not Irish, lad, as long as you're not Irish.

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mightymorbid February 15 2010, 22:14:13 UTC

So you get horribly drunk and meet misfortune. Your solution is to get even more drunk.

beam_me February 15 2010, 22:18:47 UTC

I wasn't sodding drunk. I got poked. Uh..

Lord, that doesn't sound at all appropriate.

Cupids, lad, cupids. Appreciate this pretty bruise on the side of my face, though. Really. You're such a sweet little boy.

mightymorbid February 15 2010, 22:20:17 UTC

You had it coming.

beam_me February 15 2010, 22:22:24 UTC

Sure, lad, I appreciate your caveman tactics to solve spats. I'll be sure to keep you off the Barge's tactical problem solving team, then. Glad that noggin's going to good use.

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