[Video] FU IRELAND.

[beam_me]

[Scotty's comfortably kicking back on his desk, examining his nails.]

Such a shame we won't be able to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, what with the pub bein' closed and all of that

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Oh this is bad. Oh Scotty. ♥

[you_run_i_chase]

You have fucking whiskey?

He's doing EXACTLY what he told his inmate not to. DON'T POKE THE WOLVES.

[beam_me]

Procurement of alcohol's a gift of Scotland!

Heh heh heh.

[you_run_i_chase]

Are you in a sharing mood?

[beam_me]

Sure, lass, as long as you're not in a violent mood!

I outright LOLed.

[willkissawookie]

St. Patrick's Day?

Then his purpose has successfully been fulfilled!

[beam_me]

's a negligible Mick holiday. Don't need more explainin' than that.

:]

[willkissawookie]

So you don't celebrate it then.

[beam_me]

...why would anyone celebrate it? Don't see the point! Patrick's one of the more daft saints. He doesn't need a celebration.

Loling over the gif and now I wanna watch Shawn of the Dead!

[thegooddrjones]

Oh Scotty, don't you think that's in poor taste?

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=J7D3WCWK -- I have a Shaun muse and a million gifs to go with him <3

[beam_me]

Not a bit, lass! It's a sweet offer if I do say so myself. There's a shortage of spirits aboard this place, and I don't just mean the kind you imbibe. I'm an angel for offerin' in the first place.

Oh man. A Shaun muse. Mwahaha.

[thegooddrjones]

But we do have a few people who'd probably like to celebrate, yeah? And I'm sure you totally have an angelic intent with this.

All of his icons are either beating zombies or sadfaces.

[beam_me]

Nah, nobody wants to celebrate that rubbish.

I am an angel. Sent from the USS Enterprise to charm birds like yourself. How'm I faring?

*DED OF LULZ*

[onlyhalfserious]

Charming, really.

[beam_me]

I know it!

Don't think you'll be able to celebrate St. George's Day either, mate.

SURPRISE FACT: Sark lived in Ireland most of his life though. XD

[onlyhalfserious]

Considering I'm originally from Russia, I'm certain I'll recover from the heartbreak.

AHAHAHA. Scotty is pinging more Irish than he ever thought possible.

[beam_me]

Russia, is it? Would've never guessed, what with the way y'sound. Couldn't quite pin it down, though.

[christ_onabike]

Shut your fucking face, Jock, before I shut it for you.

[beam_me]

...and here I was tryinnae be charitable for you folks!

[christ_onabike]

You can stick your fucking 'charity' up your fucking arse.

[beam_me]

Aw, see -- now? Now you're just askin' t'be left sober come Wednesday.

Are y'named after the bloke? It never occurred to me until now!