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[beam_me]

[Scotty's brow is furrowed as he sets his little communication device up in front of him. He pokes at something below the camera and it seems like the colors are sharper on the transmission. Additionally, the volume seems to be coming in clearer. He flashes a little awkward smile and looks down, scratching the back of his neck

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Destro and him on the bagpipes... And by 'bagpipes'? I really do mean bagpipes.

[rayney_day]

Oh... Hi.

We're fumigating Kirk's room for pubic lice. Do him a favour and incinerate the bed, would ya'?

Hahahahaha. Scotty is afraid of mean Scottish guys! Ask Malcolm!

[beam_me]

Starfleet issue mattresses are nigh impossible t'light on fire! Believe me, I've tried! Was once stuck on this bloody awful ice planet, heat went out--

Not a story I'd like t'recount, if I'm bein' entirely frank.

Is always time for improvement!

[rayney_day]

Ah well... He'll just have to carry on doing the STD tango.

True!

[beam_me]

's not exactly a problem where I'm from! Not unless it's some rare alien strain.

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[gotgirlballs]

[Denise is smirking. Some might even call the expression on her face a smile, but she'd punch them for it.]

Hey, look who's back. Weaselface.

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[beam_me]

[He won't say such fond things right now, but he knows you missed him. HE KNOWS. By know, I mean he's idealistic like that.]

Don't have a cute nickname for you, lass, but if we can discuss modifyin' mine, I promise you'll like it!

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[gotgirlballs]

I'll think about it.

Where'd you fuck off to?

[whateverthemess]

Or welcome for the first time. Well, welcome for the first time from my end, any--I think you're bleeding.

1/3

[beam_me]

An' who might you be--

2/3

[beam_me]

--ah! Bollocky... fffff--!

3/3

[beam_me]

[Fifteen minutes later.]

Montgomery Scott, lass, but they call me Scotty on principle! Thanks fer havin' a keen eye where mine failed. Obviously.

[sonotahunter]

[Her eyebrows slide up delicately.] Well, well, well. Look whose returned to us, though perhaps a bit worse for wear.

[beam_me]

Ah heh heh.

S'pose I owe you an apology for takin' off. Bit complicated, that.

[sonotahunter]

Oh sweetie. I'm not the one who needs or deserves an apology in that regard.

[beam_me]

Is that Bela for 'I've been gettin' into t'trouble, so I feel guilty for misbehaving in your absence, my dearest Scotty'? Or somethin' a bit more positive?

[bargemods]

[A beautiful, hand-crafted model of the Enterprise appears on your table! :D It crumbles into dust, the moment you touch it. :c]

Welcome aboard.

[beam_me]

[Scotty's face as this happens is pretty much akin to a five year old and their reaction to their puppy being eaten by piranhas.]

...s'pose my old job's been filled, eh?

[bargemods]

Yes, but feel free to verbally molest your old inmate until the inevitable backlash.

[mightymorbid]

You're defining new levels of uselessness, Admiral, just by existing. You know that, right?