Aside from being assaulted by my bloody inmate, I had a lovely time. I'm so glad I brought two inmates to take care of. There's nothing like preventing impending sexual assault on the lady inmate to keep a bloke on his toes! No, no, I believe I had the time of my life. The wedding I managed to crash was only the cherry on top.

I need a drink. A ( Read more... )

Right then, what's all this about? My best shoes seem to have been torn to bits in the night -- noticed it myself when I was getting ready to gallivant about the town. Is this some sort of magical specialty tactic I was unaware of ( Read more... )

[Private to the Admiral - Voice - He feels more comfortable talking to God out loud. Go ahead, Howie, laugh.]Oi, mate! I need you to lock my little guy, Mozenrath, outta his room 'til he agrees to go to the infirmary for a check-up by the good doctor, all right? Put his bed in my cabin so he'll have a place to sleep, eh? Good man ( Read more... )

[Filtered away from Mozenrath]

Mozen... Mozy... Mozer...

Anyone have any interesting tidbits about a gentleman by the name of Mozenrath? Every bit helps.

[Private to Mozenrath, McCoy, but Moze can't see McCoy's responses.]Mo! I'm your new Warden. Bets are on about you being a cromulent fella, so I don't suppose you and I couldn't have a little ( Read more... )

So what's this about television, then? I'm confused and a little disgruntled, if I'd like be candid. You can refer back to this conversation as the source for all of my rudding confusion. Being the considerate gentleman that I am, I ought to see to offering my apologies if it's really necessary. Of course, she did say some offensive stuff that was ( Read more... )

The name’s Montgomery Scott, but I’m not too attached to it. Scotty suits me just fine, and I hope you’ll be sticking to that designation as well! Not that I’m not open to the idea of a new name entirely. It’d make things bloody complicated in the future, of course ( Read more... )