So, you've just had sex and you're lying there in a post coital haze and he turns to you or looks down at you and says;

"How do you feel?"

What he's really asking is;

"Did you come?"Now if he has to ask, he really wasn't doing his job very well, now was he? Not only that, he's not asking because he cares if you found the encounter pleasurable, ( Read more... )

greetings and such. I'm alive and well and have finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I can't believe it's over. I'm feeling a little lost. At least I have the movies to look forward to.

Nothing new or exciting happening. It's kind of pathetic.

Started a new shift at work, four tens with Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday off.

Still don't have the car fixed, and I still haven't finished reading Harry Potter.

Not reading my friend's list until I do. Tell me if there is something I missed.

There are points in my life that are marked by songs. You could say they're the soundtrack of my life. Only it's an organic soundtrack. Most of the time I hear a song that makes me go "hey, that reminds me of the time I..." or I attach a song to a moment because it is what was playing at the time; like the first song I slow danced to, or the one ( Read more... )

I went to the vodka bust with My Gay Boyfriend. Five drinks for five bunks. Somehow I ended sucking down seven drinks.

wow. very drunk right now.

I love you all way more than you could ever imagine.

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So. In regards to the fish ( Read more... )

I am now officially an ordained minister.

I can legally perform weddings, baptisms, funerals.

I can form my own church.

and I can absolve your sins.

I rock.

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It's not infected, which is a big relief. However, the doctor couldn't stress enough how badly the burn needed to be treated. Like two days ago ( Read more... )