i'm afraid to do my laundry. it's all i have to do. when it's done....what else is left for me?

remember way back when there was a song called "everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)" ? well it wasn't a song i guess, more like someone reading with music in the background. i use to think the words were taken from dave barry. hell i even swear to remember reading him talking about it! well apparently it was NOT his but someone named Mary ( Read more... )

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "..then the vagina exploded and kurt forgot to take grandma to her appointment ( Read more... )

[my name is]: brandon. and its my real name ( Read more... )

I'm a Heretic!


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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'55%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh 65.1%Shamelessness92.9%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% Sex Drive 92.1%
The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness28.6%
Done the nasty, but not creatively 44.9% Gayness 100%
83.6%
Fucking Sick99.1%
Refreshingly normal 90%
You are 76.98 ( Read more... )

i have two of the coolest friends. they are named heidi and erica. they picked me up at the airport and made this very sweet poster consisting of 6 sheets of paper, each demonstrating the levels at which they missed me. erica drew this cool picture of me sitting down with my guitar with coolbeans poem. and i liked heidi's poem about denny's not ( Read more... )

goodbye.
going home to kentucky for a week.
here's hoping god doesn't smack my plane down!