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Feb 19, 2011 02:22

Fandom: Sherlock
Title: Bedside manners
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 900 approx
Summary: Sherlock gets turned off by swearing during sex. John tries really, really hard not to curse up a storm. Written for this prompt at sherlockbbc_ficWarnings: John's filthy internal monologue, but that's about it ( Read more... )

slash, fanfic, sherlock

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she_burns1 February 19 2011, 03:24:04 UTC
Hee! I actually think this is pretty cute - you wrote this on very little sleep? Really? Doesn't seem like it. Good on you for doing something I can't - if I'd written this on very little sleep it'd probably look something like this:

Sh;elock kised JOhn on the mouths

Or something like that. You are muy talented! OH SUGAR! :D

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 20:48:47 UTC
Yep, up for 48 hours when I wrote this. I wish I could blame it on a murder in Covent Gardens or something (Oh, hello plot bunny, Sherlock writes fanfic to unwind? Thank you for telling me) but I'm just mental.

Thank you!

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mandybling February 19 2011, 04:17:43 UTC
Whooooo shiii... That was hawt!

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 20:49:02 UTC
Danke ;)

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 20:49:18 UTC
True love, right? Thank you :D

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timberwolfoz February 19 2011, 09:15:49 UTC
*giggles helplessly*

I can see this! Or the alternative, that Sherlock swears like a drunken sailor when doing the horizontal tango.

John, meanwhile, is army. Of course he'd swear. ;)

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 20:51:05 UTC
Lol, yes. In different accents to stay in practice, so it's not a total waste of time. Geordie, Scouse, Safff Lahndon.

John is a militry man played by Martin Freeman. Hell yes he swears in bed. ;)

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timberwolfoz February 19 2011, 21:59:11 UTC
*laughs* I can just imagine Sherlock suddenly sounding all chavvy -- when he looks like something out of a GQ spread, natch -- and John's initial reaction being something like O.O .

Of course he would. To Sherlock's initial consternation.

"Oh, buggering fuck."

"That's practically a tautology. And we're doing neither at the moment."

"Sherlock, if you're going to be wordy in bed, put it to good use."

Whereupon Sherlock demonstrates that while John can swear like the soldier that he is, Sherlock has an epically filthy mouth when he puts his mind to it.

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 22:04:26 UTC
I bet he recites chemical formulae of untraceable poisons to hold back when he's about to come, lol.

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thecatinthetree February 19 2011, 12:11:46 UTC
Hah!
I very much like this.
Very very much.

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beansidhe_baby February 19 2011, 20:51:15 UTC
Thank you!

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