I'm drunk all on chistmas, or xmas to be politically correct...

drunk drunk drunk, drunk drunk, drunk drunk drunk.
drunk drunhk face drunk...

this all went to a brilliant melody in my head.
I can't expect you to understand it....

this is christmas. They day we all come together and celebrate the catholic church's decision to cover up the pagan holiday originally set on this date, by whoring ourselves out to the American capitalist machine which ravages our innards with guilt if you can afford to buy some shit that nobody really needs. God bless us, everyone... how again did ( Read more... )

I was talking to the infamous Billy Davock the other day, and he informed me of the possibllity of playing a gig the night after I get to washington. Super. Kick ass. He claims to know somebody who runs the setlist for First Night, that new years eve thing. That would be sweet. We should gather everybody we've ever known and get then to watch us ( Read more... )

hello, what's up, radio fans, ,,, I'm shitty drunkand all that jibba jabba. I reali9sed today that I'm fuckin' misrable here and I can't wait to get back. jeezuis Khristuses, I as gonnasa get all shitty wen I get back, fuck shit. tits. I so drunk. It was that cop cousin's birthday tosday. MOreaki DRink.ing with copss.a.. i POLITICS are fucked ( Read more... )

My very Italian grand parents moved into my house today ( Read more... )

that's better.

twenty hours of sleep leaves you more energized than a car battery to the balls.

I slept like a baby on a heroin binge.

now I feel like toddler with a crack pipe for a juice box.

I'm going to go eat Cheerios now.

sunsets are anti-climactic when the isn't enough air pollution to make pretty colors.

there ought to be a monthly holiday where everyone burns tires for the greater good.

Twenty dollars admission to stare at a hole in the ground.

I've been awake too long for this bullshit. I'm going to sleep now. It's been a long day.

I just noticed that all the people from this town who have livejournals, all have extremely elaborate ones. Which just goes to show jack-shit-little there is to do in the crusted, inbred semen-stain of a town.

The dxm is past ( Read more... )

ugh ( Read more... )