Baloo hungers for places to relax.

[bear_w_me]

I'm thinking of setting up a hammock on top of my building. Maybe a wet bar too. Make the Concrete Jungle more relaxed.

Comments

[whenyoucallme]

Do you have a garden up there?

[bear_w_me]

A little bit of one, but it's mostly flowers.

[whenyoucallme]

Oh man, that's not nearly as cool as a vegetable garden. Still: points for greenery in the city?

[bear_w_me]

A vegetable garden would be cool? Maybe I'll see about getting some corn seeds. Then I could relax in my hammock and eat corn all the livelong day.

[ladybold]

Why not just put the hammock in your living room and open all the windows? It could be a theme! Oh, I'm sure Darlie would love to help me paint a large jungle on the walls.

[bear_w_me]

But that's not the same. I can't feel as though I'm relaxing in the jungle with a plasma screen staring at me. Especially while Darlie's watching The Wiggles. I'd like to escape the four-walled entrapment of my apartment.

Plus, it's fun to throw things and see if they hit anyone.

[ladybold]

That is why you move the television into a different room. You have enough space to pull it off.

Now that is not very nice, Kevin Nelson.

[bear_w_me]

But I want fresh air and sunshine! And corn!

When have I ever been nice, Fatima Wahhab?

[off_the_hookah]

You should make it into a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki bar.

Tiki = tropical = jungle = concrete jungle. Just to show you my train of thought.

They have tiki things at the dollar store.

[bear_w_me]

Now that damn Tiki song is in my head again! Thanks a lot.

I miss the jungle. The jungle jungle.

How are you doing? Having a nice, crazy, temperature tempermental Spring?

[off_the_hookah]

I happened to be in Toys R Us the other day, and they had that playing in the store. If I have to suffer, than I'm taking others down too, by gum!

Welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your na, na, na na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na knees, knees!

Nice, crazy, temperamental - that just about sums it all up.

[Private to Kevin]

I'm sort of with Elisa again. Feel free to kick me in the balls like I said you should, because obviously I'm mad and I can't keep away from her.

[bear_w_me]

"I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo." "Si, so low we can't hear you."

Now that's a song worthy of being in my head. Who doesn't love Guns N Roses?

Nicely done.

[Private to Neil]

"Sort of"? Consider your balls kicked, my friend.