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I just want to say that: I cried when Harry said that line like "Please stay close to me"? I am that predictable. And WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT THE WHOLE TIME LUPIN WAS MOPEY, THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY SANPE ON POLYJUICE? I DID, THE SCENE IN GRIMMAULD I WAS LIKE, FUCK YEAH HARRY, UNMASK THE BITCH.
Moody's death was like "hmph" to me. Like, seriously, I was like. Oh, too bad. I fear my detachment from fanon, guys, seriously. Also I loved that Mundungus and Aberforth had more airtime than say, Tonks.
I love Ron Weasley, but sometimes the trio started laughing inside their protective charm circle and I'd be like "what? what was the punchline?"
The dragon was so important, we had to see him climb the mountain. We had to.
Bellatrix Lestrange Black lived for so fucking long. I was like: JESUS. DIE. And when the time came, it was like: Molly: MY TURN TO SHINE. MEANWHILE TRELAWNEY PROVED TO BE COMPLETELY USELESS.
This book needed more of Arthur Weasley, I'm sorry, it did.
TED IS FAT. CANON CONFIRMED.
Casting for Andromeda Black: Wynona Rider.
wrap-up of the rest of the book: Grindelwald: who cares, but interesting. More interesting than Occlumency or Snape. Snape memories: ilu Snape. Deathly Hallows: who cares. Lupin: who cares. Sirius: who cares. Ginny: who cares. Fred: WHY. Percy: (Y)(Y)(Y). Bill and Fleur: who cares. Luna: completely useless. Goblins: assholes. House-elves: "free" servants. RAB: so, so vague. Epilogue: i like the epilogue because 1) it is sappy, 2) draco is not really redeemed but nods 3) ron is a prejudiced asshole, 4) ron is incredibly famous, 5) ron can drive, 6) i just think ron is the best dad ever, alright.
Moody's death was like "hmph" to me. Like, seriously, I was like. Oh, too bad. I fear my detachment from fanon, guys, seriously. Also I loved that Mundungus and Aberforth had more airtime than say, Tonks.
I love Ron Weasley, but sometimes the trio started laughing inside their protective charm circle and I'd be like "what? what was the punchline?"
The dragon was so important, we had to see him climb the mountain. We had to.
Bellatrix Lestrange Black lived for so fucking long. I was like: JESUS. DIE. And when the time came, it was like: Molly: MY TURN TO SHINE. MEANWHILE TRELAWNEY PROVED TO BE COMPLETELY USELESS.
This book needed more of Arthur Weasley, I'm sorry, it did.
TED IS FAT. CANON CONFIRMED.
Casting for Andromeda Black: Wynona Rider.
wrap-up of the rest of the book: Grindelwald: who cares, but interesting. More interesting than Occlumency or Snape. Snape memories: ilu Snape. Deathly Hallows: who cares. Lupin: who cares. Sirius: who cares. Ginny: who cares. Fred: WHY. Percy: (Y)(Y)(Y). Bill and Fleur: who cares. Luna: completely useless. Goblins: assholes. House-elves: "free" servants. RAB: so, so vague. Epilogue: i like the epilogue because 1) it is sappy, 2) draco is not really redeemed but nods 3) ron is a prejudiced asshole, 4) ron is incredibly famous, 5) ron can drive, 6) i just think ron is the best dad ever, alright.