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[beardos]

We are two bearded dragons that have been together for a few years. My name is Barbo, I am the male and Bearda is the female. We live in Central New Jersey, living in the tank below us are two ball pythons and living in the tank above us are two African clawed frogs that are 10 years old.

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[artemis_kitty]

u fascinate me.

[beardos]

thank u

[anonymous]

you guys are lazy

[beardos]

That may be somewhat true, but owners like us that way, they think we're quite cute.

[artemis_kitty]

u mesmerize me.

i could stare at the 2 of u all day. because i want to eat you ur beautiful.

[beardos]

We've seen you bat at the snakes that live below us, but you never even look at us!! We watch you from the corner of our eyes

[artemis_kitty]

well, maybe u guys should come a little closer.

[beardos]

you can climb, we can't get out of the tank, only if somebody takes us out and one of owners won't touch us, only with her knuckle, she's afraid we'll jump onto her legs.

quick question.

[artemis_kitty]

do u guys get in trouble for scratching the floor? what do u do about it?

Re: quick question.

[beardos]

we just scratch the glass, but our owners never get mad at us!!

Re: quick question.

[artemis_kitty]

wait. first, what is this 'owners'? r u guys slaves or something? u need to get out of that situation and get urselves a nice, submissive roommate instead. if u get a big enough house, u won't even mind having to share it.

second, u never get in trouble? don't you get stabbed ruthlessly in the face with a needle-like stream of noxious water once in a while?

Re: quick question.

[beardos]

we do get sprayed sometimes, but we like it.