HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I am so done with half of my family.
So I'm not a bridesmaid for Laura's wedding. Awesome. No shiny, constrictive dresses or gawking stares by hundreds of folks at my weird hair. Also: I now have a REAL reason to feel like they hate me. Whatevs.
Stepmom's a crazy bitch, and so am I. Difference: I AM NOT MALICIOUS AS HELL.

I can't not be a bitch.

Just putting that out there.

Today I got stood up for the first time in many years. It didn't hurt, fortunately, because it was just Tara. It only kind of pissed me off ( Read more... )

Wow. When you've grown up in the kudzu-covered south your entire life, it takes a minute to catch up on the world around you. Holy crap we're going down fast, America. Are you ready for revolution ( Read more... )

REIGONALS ARE SO CLOSE OMG.

Things keep getting crazier and crazier. Or maybe I just realized there's no e-brake for real life ( Read more... )

Subject line of my most recent email:

"Turn your trouser mouse into a one-eyed giant waxen kenton."

So I should probably be studying for the test I have in forty-five minutes that I haven't studied a minute for... but instead I'm writing this halfway attempt at recording my life ( Read more... )

You people and your reckless abandonment. Fuck youuuuu. And you and you and you.

Just get over yourselves. No one is perfect.

Looming looming looming looming ( Read more... )