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ah, 30....
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways... through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs ... to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained ( Read more... ) -
weather
It's Texas.
It's April.
It's 30 degrees outside.
Can we say global warming?
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30 and me
Zomg... I'm 30. Chad asked me, "Do you feel 30?" I dunno, what does 30 feel like? I feel 25. 30 is the new 20. It's not the same as it was when my mom turned 30. Plus, I don't look it, which is niiiiiiiiiiiiice. And then he asked me, "What about your inability to keep down vodka." Hah! I've had that problem since I was 21, it has nothing ( Read more... ) -
never again
Ya know, I thought today I was gonna do this and this and this and this today... but noooooooo...
I took some meds that had codine in it and it's got me all fucked up.... I'm still fucked up.... so, if I ever thought about driving, you can forget about it. Ugh.... -
wisdom
The 39 steps to wisdom ( Read more... ) -
ah, the weird shit crazy people think up and it's true...
"I'm just this big mountain of cuckoo who's about to erupt and spew molten crazy all over him ( Read more... ) -
the time cometh
The painstaking time that takes places for five days out of the month...
"you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day."
Throw in a slice of madness in between those spurts and you've got me in a nutshell.
