Cubs Sign Jesus!

Nov 07, 2006 05:35

In a stunning turn of events for the northsiders, the Chicago Cubs have announced the signing of our Lord and Savior, Jesus as a 'special assistant' to manager Lou Pinella. What his role on the team will be is uncertain, but I've said it once, and I'll say it again, "He turned water into wine, give him some f'in credit." With Jebus on their side ( Read more... )

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tania78 November 8 2006, 06:07:14 UTC
Actually, as far as I know DeJesus means "of Jesus" or "from Jesus", but either way, the cubs could have really use something cool like Jebus on their side... too bad. Maybe the miracle will happen next year. =)

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