Free Beer

[bearsfan76]

That's right. Thursday after work, I'm strolling through Union Station on my way home, when I wander upon a woman dressed in a long white suit, and white hat. I thought she was just some freak, but as it would turn out, she was handing out free beer. As I walked up, she asked me if I would like a free Heineken Light can. Now sure, I don't like

Comments

If one is free, they are all free.

[slothgar]

I would have flashed some kind of ID stating that it is illegal to give out booze to people who could be minors. Then, I would have to confiscate. Remember that for next time and we will not need to have this discussion.

Handicapping

[gws57]

Lemme handicap this bet. The smart money on that kind of over/under is definately under. No way I'm going to make that big of an ass out of myself in front of a hundred thousand people at a train station! An over/under on this one greater than two or three makes this bet a no brainer.

Now, a more interesting bet is: will the number of free beers I consume be greater or less than the number of times Megan grabs her own breasts during the same period? I'd set the line on that at "Greg +2" to start if I were the bookie, because Megan can't keep her hands off herself, but I do love me some free beer.

Re: Handicapping

[bearsfan76]

See, I was obviously thinking that your desire for free beer outweighed your desire to not be embarassed. Don't know how I made that mistake.

However, I think I would still put my money on Megan. I know you love you some free beer...and I love me some me...and well, Megan loves her some of her own breasts.