HoMO

[bearsgonewild]

So yesterday was my very first trip ever to an HMO. The job I have now includes Kaiser healthcare, and I had to get a TB test for work. So I scheduled an appt. with my new GP for a check up and figured I'd get the TB test then too. Well, my GP is in SF and I ended up having to change my plans and get the test earlier in Roseville, about 20 miles

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[sunbeam_bears]

This has the feeling of that front door to The Emerald City scene from Wizard Of Oz...

...knock, knock...

"I'd like to see a doctor."

"They're busy, come back later"

...knock, knock...

"I'd like to see a GAY doctor"

"WEEEELLLL...why didn't you say so!"

(doors swing open, you enter the Emerlad City, big musical number...)

[patrock]

dude, are you sure you just weren't at The Gap or something?

[quuf]

She went from super-perky to completely-over-the-top perky in an instant.

Ah, yes. Many's the woman who's gone from super-perky to over-the-top-perky upon learning that I'm gay. Oh rully?! Let's go shopping togethurrr!!!

[beg1n]

It's not like it's a disease anyone can catch or anything.

She's totally wrong! I caught it in Jackson, TN after I sucked some guy's dick.

[imageartifacts]

Wow, what a trip. Was everyone working there in their teens?

I have a gay doctor now, but I actually like it less than when I had a straight doctor. It's weird to see your doc frequently in the leather bar.