[Songfic] Where Mulan Songs and Hetalia Crossover
I'll Make A Nation Out Of You & A Nation Worth Fighting For
Who? - The Axis, Allies, the Bad Friends Trio, Austria + Hungary
Wait, what's happening? - This is what happens when you mix two Mulan songs, Hetalia, and a lame singsongy mood!
Caution! - Alludes to sex
Hallo there ~!
I'm new to doing this whole LJ thing so I hope I'm doing this right.
Anyway, my friends and I were idly thinking of what would happen if Mulan crossed over with Hetalia a while back. And then, I was feeling singsongy and silly [and bored in the car], and I came up with these songs! Not really related to the Mulan plot, but it's kinda like Hetalia the Musical... or something. >3<
These were originally posted on my Tumblr account ~
Sorry for the all-caps on the first one, it's how I wrote it first XD And, the two aren't related to eachother.
And heads up:
L'Autriche = Austria, Berliners = basically a German/Centralish European jelly doughnut, Gazpacho = a Spanish cold tomato soup
Anyway, I hope you enjoy "I'll Make a Man Out of You" and "A Girl Worth Fighting For", Hetalia-style!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
GERMANY
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
BECAUSE IT’S CONFERENCE TIME
THEY COULD’VE SENT BETTER NATIONS
BUT THERE’S ONLY US NINE
ENGLAND
WE’RE THE SADDEST GROUP IN ALL THE WORLD
AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THOUGH
AMERICA:
YOU GUYS, I’LL MAKE HEROES, OUT OF YOUUUU
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ITALY
GERMANY, WHERE’S THE PASTA?
FRANCE
IM ON FIREEEEE WITHIN
CHINA
I NEED TO FIND MY CENTER ARU
AMERICA
WE ARE SUREEEE TO WINNN
RUSSIA
THIS IS A RATHER NICE DISCUSSION HERE
BUT YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
HOW MUCH I’VE WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH YOU
------------------------------------
GERMANY
THIS CONFERENCE’S ALREADY LONG FROM GONE
FRANCE
JAPAN, YOU’LL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITYYY
JAPAN
WHY DID I EVER CHOOSE TO COME IN HERE?
ITALY
I DON'T WANNA HAVE A PASTA-LESS DEATH
CANADA
ALL OF YOU JUST SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
AMERICA
DID YOU KNOW THAT ENGLAND HAS A BEARD? [ENGLAND: WHAT?]
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(BECOME ONE)
ENGLAND
YOU WANKERS JUMP IN THE COURSING RIVER
(BECOME ONE)
AMERICA
WE’LL HAVE THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(BECOME ONE)
CHINA
FRANCE I DONT WANT YOURRRR RAGINGGG FIRE
CANADA
I’M SERIOUS, GUYS, DO YOU KNOW THAT I’M HERE TOO?
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GERMANY
TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US, UNTIL OUR BOSSES ARRIVE
WE NEED TO HAVE SOME ORDER, OR WE’LL NEVER SURVIVE
JAPAN
WE SEEM UNSUITED FOR SUCH SERIOUS TALK
CHINA
AYIAH! PACK UP, GO HOME -
FRANCE
- I’M NOT THROUGH!
CANADA
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT RUSSIA’S GONNA DO?
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(BECOME ONE)
AMERICA
COME EAT BURGERS WITH THE GREATEST HERO
(BECOME ONE)
ITALY
YOU KNOW I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING, TOO
(BECOME ONE)
JAPAN
IS THERE A REASON THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED?
FRANCE
IM SERIOUS, MES CHERS, IT WASN'T ME, IT’S TRUE!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(BECOME ONE)
CHINA
IS IT JUST ME OR IT’S GETTING COLDER?
(BECOME ONE)
ENGLAND
AND NOW WHY’S THE ROOM SO BLOODY DARK?
(BECOME ONE)
CANADA
DAMN IT, GUYS, I TRIED TO WARN YOU
RUSSIA
AND NOW, MY FRIENDS, ITS TIME TO BECOME ONEEEEEE
.
.
KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL
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[It’s that time again at the UN building, and leave it up to the Bad Friend’s Trio to get themselves kicked out in the first half hour. They’re all sitting outside, moping about…]
SPAIN
It’s been a long time since we’ve ever won a battle
FRANCE
I miss the hoard of girls that would follow us like cattle
BOTH
Now with a pissed-off shout, they kicked us out, and they chose to ignore
PRUSSIA
Hey! C’mon, we’re men
This is what Austria’s for ~!
SPAIN / FRANCE
Eh? / Hm?
PRUSSIA
That’s what I said:
This is what Austria’s for!
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I want him paler than the moon
When we go raid his house
FRANCE
L’Autriche will gaze upon my length, it’s him I will arouse
SPAIN
I couldn’t care less about what he has or what he’ll look like
It all depends on what he’ll cook like: Gazpacho!
FRANCE
Mousse ~
PRUSSIA
Berliners!
ALL
Mmm!
------------------------------------
(PRUSSIA: Hahaha! Just think, having that pansy as our servant or something
FRANCE: Oui, more like our maid.
SPAIN: Yeah, haha!)
------------------------------------
FRANCE
Of course you know that I’m the world’s best charmer
PRUSSIA
And you can’t resist when I’m awesome in my armor
ALL
You can guess what we will do to him
When we get him on the floor
SPAIN
And this is because
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
------------------------------------
PRUSSIA
And then we’ll put him in a dress
FRANCE
Those cheeks of his will flush
SPAIN
Um… why don’t we tie him to the bed?
I mean, there’s no need to rush…?
PRUSSIA + FRANCE
… Oh~!
PRUSSIA
My kinky ways and awesome gaze are sure to thrill him!
SPAIN [to FRANCE]
He’s getting so horny on such a whim, haha!
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[inside the conference room]
AUSTRIA
I hope they know that we can hear what they’re thinking
HUNGARY
It’s alright, dear, I can hit them without blinking
[back outside]
ALL
And when we finish him off in victory
You’ll bet that we’ll want more!
PRUSSIA
And that’s what we want!
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
FRANCE
A dream come true…
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
Da-da-da-da
That’s what Austria’s -
BANGGG!
Who? - The Axis, Allies, the Bad Friends Trio, Austria + Hungary
Wait, what's happening? - This is what happens when you mix two Mulan songs, Hetalia, and a lame singsongy mood!
Caution! - Alludes to sex
Hallo there ~!
I'm new to doing this whole LJ thing so I hope I'm doing this right.
Anyway, my friends and I were idly thinking of what would happen if Mulan crossed over with Hetalia a while back. And then, I was feeling singsongy and silly [and bored in the car], and I came up with these songs! Not really related to the Mulan plot, but it's kinda like Hetalia the Musical... or something. >3<
These were originally posted on my Tumblr account ~
Sorry for the all-caps on the first one, it's how I wrote it first XD And, the two aren't related to eachother.
And heads up:
L'Autriche = Austria, Berliners = basically a German/Centralish European jelly doughnut, Gazpacho = a Spanish cold tomato soup
Anyway, I hope you enjoy "I'll Make a Man Out of You" and "A Girl Worth Fighting For", Hetalia-style!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
GERMANY
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
BECAUSE IT’S CONFERENCE TIME
THEY COULD’VE SENT BETTER NATIONS
BUT THERE’S ONLY US NINE
ENGLAND
WE’RE THE SADDEST GROUP IN ALL THE WORLD
AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THOUGH
AMERICA:
YOU GUYS, I’LL MAKE HEROES, OUT OF YOUUUU
------------------------------------
ITALY
GERMANY, WHERE’S THE PASTA?
FRANCE
IM ON FIREEEEE WITHIN
CHINA
I NEED TO FIND MY CENTER ARU
AMERICA
WE ARE SUREEEE TO WINNN
RUSSIA
THIS IS A RATHER NICE DISCUSSION HERE
BUT YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
HOW MUCH I’VE WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH YOU
------------------------------------
GERMANY
THIS CONFERENCE’S ALREADY LONG FROM GONE
FRANCE
JAPAN, YOU’LL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITYYY
JAPAN
WHY DID I EVER CHOOSE TO COME IN HERE?
ITALY
I DON'T WANNA HAVE A PASTA-LESS DEATH
CANADA
ALL OF YOU JUST SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
AMERICA
DID YOU KNOW THAT ENGLAND HAS A BEARD? [ENGLAND: WHAT?]
------------------------------------
(BECOME ONE)
ENGLAND
YOU WANKERS JUMP IN THE COURSING RIVER
(BECOME ONE)
AMERICA
WE’LL HAVE THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
(BECOME ONE)
CHINA
FRANCE I DONT WANT YOURRRR RAGINGGG FIRE
CANADA
I’M SERIOUS, GUYS, DO YOU KNOW THAT I’M HERE TOO?
------------------------------------
GERMANY
TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US, UNTIL OUR BOSSES ARRIVE
WE NEED TO HAVE SOME ORDER, OR WE’LL NEVER SURVIVE
JAPAN
WE SEEM UNSUITED FOR SUCH SERIOUS TALK
CHINA
AYIAH! PACK UP, GO HOME -
FRANCE
- I’M NOT THROUGH!
CANADA
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT RUSSIA’S GONNA DO?
------------------------------------
(BECOME ONE)
AMERICA
COME EAT BURGERS WITH THE GREATEST HERO
(BECOME ONE)
ITALY
YOU KNOW I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING, TOO
(BECOME ONE)
JAPAN
IS THERE A REASON THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED?
FRANCE
IM SERIOUS, MES CHERS, IT WASN'T ME, IT’S TRUE!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
(BECOME ONE)
CHINA
IS IT JUST ME OR IT’S GETTING COLDER?
(BECOME ONE)
ENGLAND
AND NOW WHY’S THE ROOM SO BLOODY DARK?
(BECOME ONE)
CANADA
DAMN IT, GUYS, I TRIED TO WARN YOU
RUSSIA
AND NOW, MY FRIENDS, ITS TIME TO BECOME ONEEEEEE
.
.
KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL
----------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[It’s that time again at the UN building, and leave it up to the Bad Friend’s Trio to get themselves kicked out in the first half hour. They’re all sitting outside, moping about…]
SPAIN
It’s been a long time since we’ve ever won a battle
FRANCE
I miss the hoard of girls that would follow us like cattle
BOTH
Now with a pissed-off shout, they kicked us out, and they chose to ignore
PRUSSIA
Hey! C’mon, we’re men
This is what Austria’s for ~!
SPAIN / FRANCE
Eh? / Hm?
PRUSSIA
That’s what I said:
This is what Austria’s for!
------------------------------------
I want him paler than the moon
When we go raid his house
FRANCE
L’Autriche will gaze upon my length, it’s him I will arouse
SPAIN
I couldn’t care less about what he has or what he’ll look like
It all depends on what he’ll cook like: Gazpacho!
FRANCE
Mousse ~
PRUSSIA
Berliners!
ALL
Mmm!
------------------------------------
(PRUSSIA: Hahaha! Just think, having that pansy as our servant or something
FRANCE: Oui, more like our maid.
SPAIN: Yeah, haha!)
------------------------------------
FRANCE
Of course you know that I’m the world’s best charmer
PRUSSIA
And you can’t resist when I’m awesome in my armor
ALL
You can guess what we will do to him
When we get him on the floor
SPAIN
And this is because
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
------------------------------------
PRUSSIA
And then we’ll put him in a dress
FRANCE
Those cheeks of his will flush
SPAIN
Um… why don’t we tie him to the bed?
I mean, there’s no need to rush…?
PRUSSIA + FRANCE
… Oh~!
PRUSSIA
My kinky ways and awesome gaze are sure to thrill him!
SPAIN [to FRANCE]
He’s getting so horny on such a whim, haha!
------------------------------------
[inside the conference room]
AUSTRIA
I hope they know that we can hear what they’re thinking
HUNGARY
It’s alright, dear, I can hit them without blinking
[back outside]
ALL
And when we finish him off in victory
You’ll bet that we’ll want more!
PRUSSIA
And that’s what we want!
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
FRANCE
A dream come true…
ALL
That’s what Austria’s for!
Da-da-da-da
That’s what Austria’s -
BANGGG!