SIXTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

I've been so busy, I nearly forgot! It's time for
EMMETT'S MONTHLY BEAR POST.

This month is dedicated to the amazing and fabulous and best girl in the world, Rosalie ♥

Comments

[countryspaz]

You want to get a bear drunk? Isn't that dangerous?

[bearytasty]

Very much so! But that makes it all the more fun /o/

[countryspaz]

But ... It's a bear?

[bearytasty]

I know! How awesome would a drunk bear be? 8D

[empressarcana]

You make a monthly post about bears?

[bearytasty]

Indeed I do! :D

[empressarcana]

Is your spirit animal a bear or something?

[bearytasty]

Nooooot quite. They're my prey of choice :)

[read_you_out]

XDD

Have you ever seen the armored bears from the Golden Compass? I'd like to see you fight one of those.

[bearytasty]

YES AND I WOULD LOVE TO FIGHT ONE OF THOSE TOO OH MY GOD.

[read_you_out]

They're like CRAZY AWESOME FIGHTING BEARS. Intense, really.

[bearytasty]

I KNOW. Ohhhhhh man, if I could get some armor on a polar bear...

[pink_supervisor]

You do not want the bears to be dead, you just want them to sleep happily. ^____^

[bearytasty]

They have to die when I eat them. Or rather, just their blood.

[pink_supervisor]

But you can not eat them. That only happens on TV and in the news. There is no way someone that I am talking to could possibly do such a thing. What you are doing is making the bears happily asleep as you make them leak out red happy juice.

[bearytasty]

But they can't live without their blood. I don't eat their flesh or anything. Just the blood. But once that's gone, they die, if they don't die from the initial fight.

[fallsoffstuff]

No eating humans dressed as bears, Emmett.

[bearytasty]

Esmeeeeeeeeee, I know. It won't happen. Don't worry. :)

[fallsoffstuff]

I hope not, but in the meantime no carnivals or places where there are people dressed as bears.

[bearytasty]

... Esmeeeeeee. I haven't gone near humans like that since I was first turned. I promise on Mr. Teddykins that I won't eat humans dressed as bears. :|