TENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

I've been so busy having a grand old time in Ireland, I nearly forgot about

EMMETT'S MONTHLY BEAR POST Dedicated this month to my darling mother Esme, who's currently in South America with a freaky-I-don't-even-know-what-the-hell-it-is-thing that she almost ate that I would have KILLED to see her do. SHE IS HARDCORE

Comments

[screwdrivrlaser]

[bearytasty]

Why thank you, my good sir! /o/

[screwdrivrlaser]

You're very welcome!

Though I do prefer "Master" as opposed to "sir."

[bearytasty]

Master? What are you a Master of? Anything will suffice, really.

[presagious]

The poor bear.

[bearytasty]

They try to fight back. Except, you know, I kind of beat the crap out of them first /o/

[presagious]

So impressive! /o/

[bearytasty]

Ahaha, yes, it's true. I am quite impressive /o/

[friendofgon]

Kickboxing kangaroos are cooler.

[bearytasty]

...that sounds fucking awesome. But how's their strength?

[friendofgon]

I don't know, I've never fought one.

[bearytasty]

Well, if it kickboxes, it has to be at least a little strong. Maybe.

[ihaveasoul]

Well, at least it isn't as bad as my imaginary one. I'm home and fed again, what on EARTH were we planning that involved pac man? I can't remember for the life of me.

[bearytasty]

Agreed. Real bears > imaginary ones /o/

PACMAN MOOOOOOOOOOOOVIE LIVE ACTION. IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAZING.

[ihaveasoul]

That bear should have kicked that fisherman's ass.

Ahhh so that's what it was. Well, it will definately be something.

[bearytasty]

AND THEN I WOULD EAT THE BEAR /o/

I totally call being Pacman.

[igaveudejavu]

Three cheers for the vid, Emmett! Totally worthy of this month's bear post!

(except it made my stomach growl a bit... and bear isn't even my favorite!!)

[bearytasty]

So glad to have your approval, Alice! There were a few other choices I could have made, but I liked this video the best /o/

(YOUR STOMACH GROWLED? I've been eating rodents and other small animals for the past two weeks ;_;)