IT'S A MEDICAL REASON. STFU.

[beastboyluver]

Number one reason I hate the summer:

"Fran, you should go to the tanner."
"Geez, Fran, let the light of day hit your legs."
"Fran, don't you ever wish you were darker?"
"How come you're so pale, Fran?"

*grumble*

Comments

[animans_animus]

Being tan is overrated, anyways. Increased chance of melanoma? Thank you, but I'll keep my glow-in-the-dark skin.

[mrdixon]

Its about as silly as comparing skin tones. Everyone who wants to is dark in the winter!

I would go on a melanoma rant the next time you hear that one.1

[kashmir_heroin]

DUDE I AM WITH YOU THERE.

[bigmo80]

Pale is the new tan. Or you could say that you tried the lobster impression, but found it painful.

[werehuman_path]

Looks like Sweeney is going to work out after all?!