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[beastule]

I need to break up with my dentist. But first I get to go to a ten minute appointment next week to pick up a $500 mouth guard that I don't really need.

Through a combination of their false advertising, my personal faults, and insurance not coming through in the clutch, I am so frustrated right now I could spit.

Comments

[anonymous]

Sounds like your dentist is the one who'll need a mouth guard...

...after you punch him in the face!

[jakefish]

that was me...

[beastule]

True! I'll accompany the punch with, "How's this for gentle dentistry?!"

[six2]

I'm sure they'll give you a cup you can spit into.

[beastule]

Haha! If I'm lucky!

[six2]

I had to quit my dentist also, after she warned me about vegetarianism.

[goldfischegirl]

my boyfriend LOVES his dentist, and just referred him to another friend of ours who is also raving about him. If you end up checking him out, make sure you mention John Mulhausen. Your teefs will thank you.