URGENT STATE OF EMERGENCY!
personal
name: april
dob: 9/23
location: nashville, tennessee
religion: if you tell me you’re the messiah i’ll believe you
occupation: you make your livin’ boy. i’ll keep on fighting(so to answer the question- yes, i am an american gladiator)
appearance
hair: platinum blonde with left over green snot
eyes: blue with a hint tint of gray
height: 5'2"
style
clothing: skirts and knee socks, jeans and t-shirts, patches on things, weird cool dresses with long gloves, cuffed pants, i wish i had rad wigs, scarves in my hair, flats and chucks, big sunglasses, superhero cape, 10 foot angel wings, a spotlight
bodyart: i have a monster than i drew on my left hand
wearing: black pinstriped skirt, green t-shirt with a micocosom publishing patch, flats
listening to: “new product” by athlete
thinking of: being in a rock-n-roll band playing the drums
who are you with: my washing machine
last thing bought: it’d be more impressive to tell you of what i stole, but i probably bought food
read: smart bombs
watched on tv: star trek: tng
said: "fuck who’s home? Oh, shit it’s early!"
either/or
club or houseparty: as long as there is dancing with people in drag and lots of good lighting i couldn’t give a damn
tea or coffee: tea
achiever or slacker: over acheiver
cats or dogs: tomogachi
single or taken: even if i was taken i’d be single
pen or pencil: blood
gloves or mittens: glove
cassette or cd: cassette no duh!
coke or pepsi: do either of those make root beer or a black cherry. i try to stay away from coke products.
hard or mild alcohol: free alcohol
matches or a lighter: matches because they are sexy and i can light them real cool like
rikki lake or oprah winfrey: oprah because she has the power to buy me a yacht or a massage
who do you want to
kill: i think people should kill themselves
get really wasted with: oprah winfrey and steven hawking
look like: someone else
be like: i want to be a bee this summer or next year
avoid: anyone i know in public
kiss: it depends on my mood. sometimes i want to kiss everyone. sometimes not even jake gyllenhaal or mia farrow(ca 1970)
last person you
touched: ryan or santana
talked to: ash, i think
hugged: the toilet seat…it tastes better the second time
instant messaged: michelle
got your heart broken by: i don’t want to talk about it
fought with: my brother over something dumb we forgot about in a hot minute
talked to on the phone to: ash
where do you
eat: in my lap
dance: EVERYWHERE
cry: in the shower..then it doesn’t feel so much
wish you were: the beach
have you ever
dated one of your best friends: well, yes.
loved somebody so much it makes you cry: yes
drank alcohol: vroooooommm
done drugs: clap on/clap off
broken the law: come and get me!
ran away from home: i tried to fly but my arms got tired
broken a bone: yesh
cheated on a test: yes, in the most creative ways!
skinny dipped: yes, it was phat.
played truth or dare: not in a while. but i do dare people to do things occasionally.
flashed someone: yesh
mooned someone: yesh
kissed someone you didn't know: mmm, hmmmm
been on a talk/game show: actually, yes. it’s a funny story. i met marc summers.
been in a fight: there are many types of fights.
been on a plane: YES OF COURSE!! SHIT THIS IS GETTING BORING!!!!
come close to dying: an angel caught me in her arms
cheated on your boy/girlfriend: not when it wasn’t allowed
given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: yea, and i think it’s a riot!
eaten a worm/mud pie: mud pie, yes. and i puked all over my dress. and i was 5.
swam in the ocean: yes
had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up: all the GD time
wanted to die: mayhaps, doubtful.
really kissed a member of the same sex: why yes i have.
relationships
what do you notice first about the opposite sex: in most cases? That they are male.
your idea of a perfect date: hmm, it depends on the person. Zoe and I had a conversation about the perfect date and came the conclusion that dumpster diving and cooking that food would be fun. She wanted to end it with chess. I would end it with dancing or a movie or a science fair project from my book!
my ideal guy/girl: doesn’t matter
do you have a crush: doesn’t matter
what is
the most embarrassing cd in your collection: well, probably kidz bop. I think it’s funny.
your bedroom like: green walls and rad posters and a stack of records in the corner and clothes on the bed
your favourite thing for breakfast: brain flakes
your favourite thing for lunch: brains
your favourite thing for dinner: brains
your favourite restaurant: umm, Taste of India or Ceasers or RuSan's
future
what day is it tomorrow: tuesday
what are you going to do after this: write an essay, I hope.
who are you going to talk to: someone with ears
where are you going to go: class
how old will you be when you graduate: 56?
what do you want to be: doing yr mom (DUHH!)
what is one of your dreams: in claymation
are you
a vegetarian: yesh
a good student: well, yes
good at wake/snow boarding: i have done both
a good singer: i do backup.
a good actor/actress: the best
a deep sleeper: on alternate jewish holidays
shy: if i feel so inclined
outgoing: if i feel so inclined
last words: till the death!
word: emergency!
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism
100%
Buddhism
75%
atheism
75%
Paganism
75%
agnosticism
46%
Judaism
42%
Islam
33%
Hinduism
25%
Christianity
17%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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name: april
dob: 9/23
location: nashville, tennessee
religion: if you tell me you’re the messiah i’ll believe you
occupation: you make your livin’ boy. i’ll keep on fighting(so to answer the question- yes, i am an american gladiator)
appearance
hair: platinum blonde with left over green snot
eyes: blue with a hint tint of gray
height: 5'2"
style
clothing: skirts and knee socks, jeans and t-shirts, patches on things, weird cool dresses with long gloves, cuffed pants, i wish i had rad wigs, scarves in my hair, flats and chucks, big sunglasses, superhero cape, 10 foot angel wings, a spotlight
bodyart: i have a monster than i drew on my left hand
wearing: black pinstriped skirt, green t-shirt with a micocosom publishing patch, flats
listening to: “new product” by athlete
thinking of: being in a rock-n-roll band playing the drums
who are you with: my washing machine
last thing bought: it’d be more impressive to tell you of what i stole, but i probably bought food
read: smart bombs
watched on tv: star trek: tng
said: "fuck who’s home? Oh, shit it’s early!"
either/or
club or houseparty: as long as there is dancing with people in drag and lots of good lighting i couldn’t give a damn
tea or coffee: tea
achiever or slacker: over acheiver
cats or dogs: tomogachi
single or taken: even if i was taken i’d be single
pen or pencil: blood
gloves or mittens: glove
cassette or cd: cassette no duh!
coke or pepsi: do either of those make root beer or a black cherry. i try to stay away from coke products.
hard or mild alcohol: free alcohol
matches or a lighter: matches because they are sexy and i can light them real cool like
rikki lake or oprah winfrey: oprah because she has the power to buy me a yacht or a massage
who do you want to
kill: i think people should kill themselves
get really wasted with: oprah winfrey and steven hawking
look like: someone else
be like: i want to be a bee this summer or next year
avoid: anyone i know in public
kiss: it depends on my mood. sometimes i want to kiss everyone. sometimes not even jake gyllenhaal or mia farrow(ca 1970)
last person you
touched: ryan or santana
talked to: ash, i think
hugged: the toilet seat…it tastes better the second time
instant messaged: michelle
got your heart broken by: i don’t want to talk about it
fought with: my brother over something dumb we forgot about in a hot minute
talked to on the phone to: ash
where do you
eat: in my lap
dance: EVERYWHERE
cry: in the shower..then it doesn’t feel so much
wish you were: the beach
have you ever
dated one of your best friends: well, yes.
loved somebody so much it makes you cry: yes
drank alcohol: vroooooommm
done drugs: clap on/clap off
broken the law: come and get me!
ran away from home: i tried to fly but my arms got tired
broken a bone: yesh
cheated on a test: yes, in the most creative ways!
skinny dipped: yes, it was phat.
played truth or dare: not in a while. but i do dare people to do things occasionally.
flashed someone: yesh
mooned someone: yesh
kissed someone you didn't know: mmm, hmmmm
been on a talk/game show: actually, yes. it’s a funny story. i met marc summers.
been in a fight: there are many types of fights.
been on a plane: YES OF COURSE!! SHIT THIS IS GETTING BORING!!!!
come close to dying: an angel caught me in her arms
cheated on your boy/girlfriend: not when it wasn’t allowed
given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: yea, and i think it’s a riot!
eaten a worm/mud pie: mud pie, yes. and i puked all over my dress. and i was 5.
swam in the ocean: yes
had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up: all the GD time
wanted to die: mayhaps, doubtful.
really kissed a member of the same sex: why yes i have.
relationships
what do you notice first about the opposite sex: in most cases? That they are male.
your idea of a perfect date: hmm, it depends on the person. Zoe and I had a conversation about the perfect date and came the conclusion that dumpster diving and cooking that food would be fun. She wanted to end it with chess. I would end it with dancing or a movie or a science fair project from my book!
my ideal guy/girl: doesn’t matter
do you have a crush: doesn’t matter
what is
the most embarrassing cd in your collection: well, probably kidz bop. I think it’s funny.
your bedroom like: green walls and rad posters and a stack of records in the corner and clothes on the bed
your favourite thing for breakfast: brain flakes
your favourite thing for lunch: brains
your favourite thing for dinner: brains
your favourite restaurant: umm, Taste of India or Ceasers or RuSan's
future
what day is it tomorrow: tuesday
what are you going to do after this: write an essay, I hope.
who are you going to talk to: someone with ears
where are you going to go: class
how old will you be when you graduate: 56?
what do you want to be: doing yr mom (DUHH!)
what is one of your dreams: in claymation
are you
a vegetarian: yesh
a good student: well, yes
good at wake/snow boarding: i have done both
a good singer: i do backup.
a good actor/actress: the best
a deep sleeper: on alternate jewish holidays
shy: if i feel so inclined
outgoing: if i feel so inclined
last words: till the death!
word: emergency!
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Satanism
100%
Buddhism
75%
atheism
75%
Paganism
75%
agnosticism
46%
Judaism
42%
Islam
33%
Hinduism
25%
Christianity
17%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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