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Why do children always smell like syrup? Like the kind you put on pancakes?

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[xnavybitch]

you noticed that too!? Thank God I thought it was just me..

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I'm relieved too. I thought maybe I just associated children with being sticky so much that I thought they smelled like pancake syrup. But I guess they really do, that's sort of bizarre.

[xnavybitch]

they are.. they're sticky and smell like syrup. They're greasy too.. anything their grubby hands touch leaves a grease mark. ew.

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Children. Ew in general.

[eucerinbites]

thats so true and old people always smell faintly of urine

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& mold a little bit, but still like you said, faint. The syrup smell of children can at times be very intense.

[xnavybitch]

they also have the smell of antibotics.. which fills their house and car. Of course.. some of their cars smell like wintergreen breath mints.

But their homes and themselves smell of urine, mold (as Jess said), and a pharmacy.

People stink... I highly support perfume!