An open letter to the Lizard Kingdom

[beathog]

Dear Lizard People,

Stay out of my house.  Really.

I have no axe to grind with you, if you stay out of my house.  You are welcome in my yard, and in my garden, to scamper along the fence or over the wall.  You may eat all the bugs you find there, especially the ants and spiders (there are more than enough to go around).

But, stay the hell out of my

Comments

[llightfoot]

Are you sure it wasn't the cats who brought the lizard in the house? That's what mine do. I find lizards all the time.

[beathog]

My cats don't go outside. Wussy cats. Girly-men. No TV outside, just rampant ferrel cat disease.

[estokien]

I'm guessing that any lizards who would be likely to be reading your livejournal would be the type who would be smart enough not to enter a house full of cats in the first place. But, maybe they are addicted to the soaps or something.

[kindredsgirl]

Hi! This is Laura from the jolly singing of Sunday night. I promise I'm not a lizard person. Hope you don't mind if I friend you!

L

[beathog]

Not at all. Welcome!

We enjoyed your singing (and meeting you) very much. Hope to see you soon!