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I am a cold, cold person.
I'm sorry, but I felt no tugging of my heartstrings while reading this. I did, however, roll my eyes many many times. Am I the only one?
"I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough ( Read more... ) -
If you've never been drunk, you won't understand this.
I LOL'd.
- Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
a) Thanks, but I ( Read more... ) -
My week-long experiment with processed instant lunches: tag vier.
After yesterday's lunch turned out to be less of a disappointment than expected, I had high hopes for the penultimate meal. Unfortunately for me, this turned out to be the worst of the bunch.
Thursday
Weight Watchers Chicken Enchiladas Monterey
Pointless description: 'two white corn flour tortillas filled with tender chicken, smothered in a ( Read more... ) -
My week-long experiment with processed instant lunches: tag drei.
(This really was eaten yesterday, but I was busy making German vocab flash cards, so the write-up had to wait. Today's lunch following soon.)
Wednesday
Lean Cuisine rosemary chicken*
Described as 'roasted chicken tenderloins in a garlic-rosemary sauce, spinach & brown rice, this was perhaps the most hopeful of the lunches so far. Made with 100% ( Read more... ) -
My week-long experiment with processed instant lunches: tag zwei.
I'm trying to keep an open mind, I really really am. But last night, I cooked a casserole-type thing with broccoli, red and yellow bell peppers, cauliflower, carrots, peas, corn, eggplant, zucchini, roasted mushrooms, soaked in organic veggie broth and topped with both mild and sharp cheddar cheese, mozzarella, and whole wheat bread crumbs. I stuck ( Read more... ) -
My week-long experiment with processed instant lunches: tag eins.
I'm not the type willing to sacrifice my health for scientific advancement. I am, however, an utterly and totally a cheap arsehole. So, with the last vestiges of a healthy mind, I will drive into the river of pre-packaged insanity and hope that, somewhere downstream, I've at least saved a couple of dollars.
A brief backstory: I lived with three ( Read more... ) -
The gaythering storm . . .
A two minute and forty five second investment for some serious LULZ for everyone: if you're pro-same-sex marriage, you'll be . . . well, LOLling. If you're a complete idiot anti-same-sex marriage, you'll be happily nodding your head in vehement agreement. In fact, you're probably typing www.giantgayrepellentumbre
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This is why Heather will be eating out every day when she moves to Germany . . .
Okay, so I guess I could sit here with my German-English dictionary and work this out . . . and I'm sure an English recipe for Gingerbread Wafers would suffice . . . but how do I know there's not something super special in this one that's not present in the English ones? What if I'm in some bookstore in Braunschweig or something and I find a recipe ( Read more... ) -
Republicans are more understanding! We have class!
Best read in it's purest state (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511470,00.html), but in case you're pressed for time:
I’m just not crazy about what [Obama's] doing and I heard all about this, and he’s gonna do that and change and change, so okay … I'm still dressing for a recession over here buddy and we've got unemployment at an all-time high ( Read more... ) -
Heather rants about crappy business practices, part 490
I haven't actually sent this to Washington Gas. Yet. It's not even well-written, but god it felt good to get that out. I'm at home sick, and I'm cranky, both of which bode badly for writing decent complaints to companies I hate. So I'm going to wait until I'm not so annoyed, then attempt a re-write with a touch less sarcasm, then send it off to ( Read more... )