"My name's Genesis. I've had delusions of grandeur since I was a child."

[beatlejuice101]

This is old news, but I can't believe how hard it is to get out of Ikea. There's one entrance, and one exit at the other end, but you don't reach it until you've passed through every single god damn section. Christ

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[tedleo]

the song that they are singing in the bowling alley was sooo great. i really would love to find a copy of just it.

Why can't more men don the sequined jumpsuit & blond locks?

[beatlejuice101]

I've always had a thing for glamourous serial rapists like Genesis and Alex from Clockwork Orange. But then again, that may be the case for many teenage girls who, halloween after halloween, tirelessly parade around as female versions.

Anyhow,

because the dead...*squish, because the deeead...*squish....

[youatemysushi]

i still have never been to ikea. the catalog is nice to look at though...