What to do if you're reeling from a consuming binge and feel completely unprovoked on a Saturday night? Pick up the latest copy of Bitch magazine, curl up in bed with Inga Muscio's Cunt, reconstruct your complementary Amoeba wall calendar to align the lunar and the menstrual, and watch yourself become one very amused gal ( Read more... )

Robot: (to the toaster) Hey, Johnny Toaster! Here is a funny joke ( Read more... )

I just re-read my last entry and realized that I write like a child on speed.

I was so ashamed of all my recent posts that I up and abandoned my LJ. But I miss LJ dearly, and I'll need it more than ever to keep in touch with college folk from around the country and others. Besides, cleaning out your LJ is very therapeutic, like tossing your dirty, unwanted laundry in the trash! Or if you're really Chinese, tossing out your ( Read more... )

A little adjustment to my coiffure and piikochan and I are pratically twins. Weird.
Hallo, I'm back home!

Hello all! For no explicable reason, I've been stricken with insomnia. It may very well be the jet lag (TWO WEEKS after my relocation? hah!!), but for every single morning of this week dwarfish miscreants have wreaked havoc on my ceiling tiles at eight a.m. sharp. No luck for a lazy summer. (Oh right! By the way, I'm crashing at a preschool for the ( Read more... )

...AND THE GREAT PIG OUT.


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...after a night of Michael Franti and banana chips and reading Bonnie's Stargirl! Bah! Realized that I can't expect to do much with myself after putting my body through such sleep-deprived hell last week, so anywho...
theartieproblem posted pictures of Plea for Peace earlier this week in the asianmanrecords community. I'm pretty sure this guy stood in front of me, and I saw ( Read more... )

I've broken down 5 times this past week, and have bled twice. I'm NOT seeing Rasputina right now, I'm sick, and I'm bleeding. Mr. Tray wants me to get psycho therapy, and Mr. Arber wants to fail me.
But don't concern yourself with my slow dying.

A quick update on my weekend: Last day of class with the ceramics gang (via Anna's photobucket)on Friday, worked all Saturday, and Supersize Me, Arizmendi Bakery, naan, and cannabis project for Health Ed. with Helen on Sunday. We ran into line dancing roller bladers in Golden Gate Park, and my fear of birds has increased. I can no longer stand to ( Read more... )