Orange Collision

[macca44552]

Title: Orange Collision

Pairings: John/Paul, George/Ringo   Equal time for both pairings
Rating: NC-17

Warnings: sexual situations, drug and alcohol use, language, distressing situations

Summary: En route to Los Angeles, a storm diverts the Beatles to an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific. Finding themselves among the few survivors,

Comments

[quazonic]

OHOHOHOHO, A VIRGIN HAS BEEN RAPED. CALL THE PEDOPOLICE.

[quazonic]

meanwhile having to deal with the strange and awkward stares from George, who always lingered too long and made parades go off in his stomach.

LOL it was one of those parades with Dumbo in it.

They chuckled while Paul watched them with a large, amused grin.

...that hid the inner Paul combusting with jealousy and rage.

John’s theatrical sigh, “Ah, look at our children. What would we do without them?”

THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR. WERE WE DISCUSSING SOME SORT OF LOVECHILD AT SOME POINT?

George froze, “Er…yeah,” he responded, voice sounding a bit stiff, “why?”Bet that's not the only thing stiff about him. Oh dear, a George/Pattie joke, whatever is the slash world coming to

[macca44552]

THE PEDOPOLICE CAN NO LONGER SAVE ME, I'M AFRAID.

Looooooool, yes. The inner Paul was combusting with rage and jealousy. I'm sure he'll punish John for his insolence later.

I THINK WE WERE. THOUGH IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN JOHN AND PAUL WITH GEORGE AND RINGO AS THEIR LOVE CHILDREN. I CAN'T REMEMBER.

Bet that's not the only thing stiff about him Did you put on Paul's pedostache while you were typing this?

HAHA, IS JESSICA WEIRD? XD AND I KNOW YOUR OPINIONS ON HAPPY!PAUL BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU ENJOYED THE NONSENSE MIDDLE SECTION NONETHELESS.

FINALS. FUCK. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. -_- PIP, YES, SOON? MAYBE. PERHAPS TONIGHT IF I'M NOT LAZY. I DON'T KNOW, I'VE BEEN ON A OC KICK AS OF LATE SO I HAVEN'T BEEN INSPIRED TO GO BACK AND HACK AT IT.

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[banterknave]

This was a hilarious chapter! Bahahaha Personalized protection cups.. Ah..

George is such a damn girl! Wah, wah, wah.
I don't have much time to leave a comment so I shall return tonight! Just know that I am soo fucking GLAD you posted because I've been checking daily, periodically.

[macca44552]

You want a George Harrison protection cup. Don't lie.

Loooool, I'm sure George has his reasons for overreacting. His chapter's up next.

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[banterknave]

Are you kidding!? A personalized George Harrison Protection Cup (©) would make my absolute LIFE.

[macca44552]

lol

Ah, J&J's endless Paul bashing. XD I agree, it is amusing to hear them make fun of Paul! At least I got to remind you that Paul's not as slimy as they say he is. ;D

Gah, I feel sorry for Jessica too. Must have been hard. D': AND I AGREE, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE RINGO/MO. Aside from Paul/Linda, they're probably my favorite Beatle couple.

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[miss_warina]

Beatle Ball >>> precious XDDD

I loved John in this *-*

Sorry for the short comment, but I'm studying... or at least I should be... but I saw you updtated and said mentally 'what the heck' XD

[macca44552]

I'd like to play Beatle Ball.

Haha, well thanks for the comment. I've got finals, so I should be studying. Well, you know how that goes. XD

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[fifi_luvs_macca]

Yay, you finally updated!! ^^
Great chapter! I loved we could crawl a little more into Ringo's psyche in this one, very interesting.

BEATLE BALL! I want to plaaay! (gonna have to change my name to Paul and get a haircut...lol) That was very fun and refreshing to read.

Yay for school being over! Hope to see updates soon :D

[macca44552]

Ah, glad I gave you the chance to crawl into Ringo's psyche. He's a pretty interesting lad, I think.

(And get a gay manager, don't forget that bit. XD)

<333 I'll try to update soon. Thanks for the comment!