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[beatniknight]

I was thinking about those old Klondike ice cream bar commercials today, because after a 10 hour day in an office choked with vagina, I wanted some ice cream, and I got some and it was delicious. But as I was eating the Klondike Bar, which was, as advertised, big and thick with no room for a stick (which is also the slogan for the unfortunately

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[kitkats99]

wait, is this some sort of judgement on people who have performed oral sex for a klondike bar? i dont appreciate that.

[phoenixredux]

Here, here! Can you think of a better way to get the not-always-tasty flavor of cum out of your mouth than sweet, delicious chocolate-covered ice cream? Man, I want it RIGHT NOW.

[beatniknight]

Dude, surely there was a better price you could have gotten. I mean, let's say that the average blowjob lasts fifteen minutes, because sometimes it could be an hour and sometimes only thirty seconds. Now, you could get $7.50 an hour working at McDonalds, which means you could have made one dollar and 87.5 cents in that fifteen minutes. You could have bought your own klondike bar after those fifteen minutes and still have 17.5 cents left over at the end of the day.

OMGWTF!!!my little pony!!!

[mooncancer]

Kidney for a klondike bar -- that's one version of the commercial I have yet to see ;)

I prefer Drumstick myself -- with that chocolately cone-tip at the end *glomp*

Re: OMGWTF!!!my little pony!!!

[beatniknight]

Eh. I'm not really a Drumstick kind of guy. I'm an ice cream purist. Ice cream, chocolate. That's all it needs.

[journey_to_189]

Why does an intelligent guy with a brain full of knowledge like yours work cruddy temp jobs?