Thief. Porn thief.

[beatniknight]

Imagine my shock. No, not just shock. Imagine my... disappointment

Comments

[antonijan]

that's funny! after seeing bel ami's I am not settling for anything else...maybe Falcon, depends on my mood :P

[beatniknight]

See, I don't actually care for Bel Ami all that much. I mean, yeah the guys are hot, but they just seem so bored by the whole process of having sex and I'm always like, "hello! You're having sex here, let's at least pretend to enjoy it."

[marklevoyageur]

First it’s stealing porn, then shoplifting, and on to grand theft auto. Finally a long jail term after armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. Stop the vicious cycle now! Get him into a 12-step program ASAP! Do him a favor today and he will be indebted to you for life. Thirty years from now when you bump into each other on the subway, “I’m a doctor now thanks to you, but I could have been a con in Bareback Jailbait - remember The English Student?" You saved my ass - literally.

[beatniknight]

I don't know, Grand Theft Auto seems like a perfectly legitimate pasttime to me.

Oh, wait you meant the activity, not the video game. I get it.

[beatniknight]

Xtube is really tame though; it's all solos. And anytime I see a solo pseudo-masturbation on YouTube I think of how conceited that person must be.

[amnewsboy]

I think making fun of the leopard print eye-mask would have been punishment enough.

Why didn't he just ask for a copy?

[beatniknight]

The world will never know. I totally would have burned it for him.

[mayuke]

Spending 49.95 dollars when you could have easily downloaded the whole thing for free?

[beatniknight]

But that would be stealing. That would make me no better than a porn thief.