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beatniknight

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May 30, 2007 11:17

So I've been thinking about making myself sexier. I mean, I don't think I'm unattractive (I've often said that if I had a time machine, I would go back in time like a day and have sex with myself until I created a time paradox and sent the universe plummeting towards disaster), but I feel like I could really use an extra little oomph to get me to ( Read more... )

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thespos May 30 2007, 15:54:14 UTC

Now how did you get a poll to behave like it isn't there?

Hmmm.

beatniknight May 30 2007, 16:22:55 UTC

I think I've got it fixed now. I'm not sure what was going on before.

beatniknight May 30 2007, 16:24:16 UTC

Hmmm.... No, maybe I didn't. Goddamn you LiveJournal!

chris___scott May 30 2007, 17:46:47 UTC

None of the above - though a Nintendo tat would be hilarious.

beatniknight June 1 2007, 19:55:09 UTC

Wait, none of the above? So what does that leave?

thegayboyfriend May 30 2007, 18:10:26 UTC

on your chest? I find that the closer a tattoo is to your nether-regions, the hotter it is. you should put it on your hip.

joerioslv May 30 2007, 21:13:55 UTC

agreed - i've always thought hip placed tat is always a winner in my book.

beatniknight June 1 2007, 19:59:36 UTC

Ew. First of all, painful. Second of all, I always find any tattoo below the navel (or worse, around it) to be the trashiest things imaginable. Because a tattoo is about showing the world something. It's a way of declaring with your body that a woman or a man or your mother or Zelda is dear to you. Or that you like ridiculous tribal patterns... But the point is that anyone who gets a tattoo "just for myself" is fucking lying. Or they've got a memory problem, whatever.

So, getting a tattoo near the crotch implies, to me, that you go around showing your crotch to everyone. If I was dating someone who got a crotch tattoo we would have to stop dating forever.

hill_the_khore May 30 2007, 19:11:14 UTC

Get it. Get it get it get it. On your chest is much better than near your crotch.

gregstevenstx May 30 2007, 19:14:54 UTC

The Man Who Folded Himself, by David Gerrold

thespos May 30 2007, 21:25:16 UTC

Excellent book.

beatniknight June 1 2007, 20:00:51 UTC

You've mentioned that to me before. I think because I have previously said that I would want to go back in time and have sex with myself.

gregstevenstx June 1 2007, 20:54:34 UTC

LOL.

Well, I wouldn't want to give anything away about the story or anything...