i let a guy come to my house to borrow a raincoat in the pouring rain because he told me that he liked the wipers (which is kind of odd in virginia) at a show that was over; not a good way to judge character, i know. once home after running the entire way, while i was getting him a raincoat, he grabbed a bottle of my trazodone, and took all of it. so i had to drive him around trying to find where he lived in this weird 20 minute gateway before i knew he would be passed out for days. i had to carry him to my car, and he kept telling me he was in wire, and all sorts of crazy stuff about how his girlfriend had dumped him and how he was depressed, but never where he lived!
i ended up dropping him off at my friend barry's house, where he slept straight for 3 days, and urinated all over himself while sleeping a few times.
your story is way better, but it's always frustrating dealing with weird drunk people.
Barry is much nicer than I would have been. He should have thrown a party for the passed out guy and trashed the joint and put a party hat on him and had people take pictures with him and taken him around town like in Weekend At Bernies. Then, when the guy woke up, just hand him poloroids of all the cool shit he did over the 3 days he was unconscious.
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i ended up dropping him off at my friend barry's house, where he slept straight for 3 days, and urinated all over himself while sleeping a few times.
your story is way better, but it's always frustrating dealing with weird drunk people.
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He should have thrown a party for the passed out guy and trashed the joint and put a party hat on him and had people take pictures with him and taken him around town like in Weekend At Bernies. Then, when the guy woke up, just hand him poloroids of all the cool shit he did over the 3 days he was unconscious.
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i am in the us in 11 days lalala.
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ALSO, I WILL BE IN ENGLAND IN 11 WEEKS.
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