Wham, bam, thank you Officer.

Oh, pirates, yes they Rabbi.

Alright. Who the fuck is applying for colleges? It's communal proofreading time, bitches!

In other news, send me the flowers you grow in your womb, I'll pick them and choke on the beauty of their fumes, drown me down with a shot of chartreuse, I'm leaving for N'Orleans in a day.

Shit, g. That was a fun show, even though the fucking power cut.

Thanks, y'all.

Pass it around, homie it's a SHOW soon that's gonna be RAD!

( and here it is! )

My mom and I just got pedicures. My toenails are green and sparkly. Booyah.

Yeah, I don't really have much else to do than play piano and gripe on the internet about how much pain I'm still in.

Maybe I'll write some songs.

Yo ho ho. Prepare for Black Spot.

Go ahead, start preparing.

(i.e. stock up on booze and pirate costumes)

I don't care if you're on the Left Hand list. Just the fact that some of you aren't means all y'all be gettin' it again!

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I'm very confused.