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[beatssuperpaper]

Ah, the absurd love for those oversized globes of meat. What else to expect of men in puberty.

[The sound of a cup of tea/wine being put down]

Lambda, do not worry. Your chest is fine, even if it is tiny, almost nonexistant and most would find you completely lacking in that department.

What a pointless debate, but ah, if it does allow me to do

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[k1_sauce]

Don't talk as if I've just started puberty.

[beatssuperpaper]

So, you really started this. I assumed as much.

[k1_sauce]

Wait, you didn't know for--damn it. I walked right into this.

[beatssuperpaper]

That you did. Not that I expected otherwise of you~

[not_tsuncertain]

Wh-What?! Y-You don't care about petty things such as breast size, right, Bern?

...Of course not. But they're...not nonexistent.

[beatssuperpaper]

What if I would?

If you say so. Of course, I believe the general public opinion would, ah, disagree.

[not_tsuncertain]

Hmph! The general public has no taste and their opinions on such things are entirely unimportant to me.

...Your opinions are never the same as the general public, anyways.

[beatssuperpaper]

True. I suppose that means my obvious lie was exposed. Ah, at least a momentary break of the boredom...