April Fools Event, Creepy Witch Edition

[beatssuperpaper]

[A witch was becoming increasingly bored. It was then that the telephone started to ring...and did so a lot.]

Well, I suppose things like these are why in certain stories, people always go for the communication first.

[To the people who might phone]

Yes? How can I help you??

Comments

[iknowbitter]

[...The phone was working again? He mistakes you as a secretary of some sort.]

It's Earl Phantomhive speaking. I'd like to have a word with Lord Randall.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, there is no earl here, just a witch.

[Her voice is somewhat dry, and does not show much respect for nobility - not contempt. It's indifferent.]

I'm Bernkastel, mr. Phantomhive. Nice to, ah, hear you.

[iknowbitter]

A witch? There is no such thing as witches.

In any case ..lady Bernkastel? Unfortunately the telephone seems to be broken, it wasn't my intention to trouble you.

[...who ever you are.]

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, I assure you, there is such a thing. I am one, after all.

[was_right]

To whom am I speaking?

[beatssuperpaper]

I am Bernkastel. [There is a short pause, but since it is unlikely the name is recognized, she goes on]

I do not recognize your voice, who might you be?

[was_right]

That is an interesting name. Though I suppose I really shouldn't talk. Sorry, wrong number, it seems.

[beatssuperpaper]

Do not be concerned about it. It appears to happen frequently at the moment.

Your name, then, was?

[willkill4love]

Lady Bernkastel? Is that you?

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, one of the stakes. Yes, you are correct.

[willkill4love]

Eek. How have you been..? You haven't been here for a while.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, I'm fine. Do not think I forgot you. You will be exposed eventually as the cheap 50-year old knockoffs that you are, and then your execution shall be a sight to behold~

You must be doing quite well in Beatrice's game at the moment.

[border_phantasm]

It seems my cell phone is calling other people. Care to explain?

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, this is simply the town messing with you, I suppose.

[border_phantasm]

Oh, interesting. I should mess with it back.

[dragonraging]

You may tell me of this town of yours.

[beatssuperpaper]

I will permit you to ask politely.

[dragonraging]

You think yourself worthy of my respect?

[beatssuperpaper]

You think yourself worthy of my time? My my.