[ ] I'm afraid of the quiet ( Read more... )

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle ( Read more... )

Mondays ( Read more... )

ugh. things are crazy. i don't want to start xmas vacay. ew. that means going home. unless i miraculously get a job here in the next two afternoons. :S i doubt that's gonna happen. i don't want to go home. my folks are gonna be so pissed at me if i don't have a full-time job. :( i need to earn a hell of a lot of money this break in order to stay in ( Read more... )

first of all...i don't want to be here. at home. i'm finished with family. they're just boring lately. we have to be home for family dinner, but nobody talks, and then we read a chapter out of the Bible. and that's it. it's not very fun--especially since i'm not feeling good. :( i miss Kyle so much. and i missed his 21st birthday. so i feel like ( Read more... )

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back ( Read more... )

my little sister, rebekah, is someone that i truly admire. i'd even say i look up to her. she is one tough kid. she rocks ( Read more... )

hurray! we've hung up 800 Christmas lights at Kyle's place--it's so awesome to sit there when they are the only lights on; i feel like it's such a warm, happy place. we'll see if we hang up any more--i think we're planning on putting some in the kitchen and putting tube lights in the basement. his place is gonna be so colorful ( Read more... )

so i went home this weekend for the first time since school started back in august. i was really hoping that it would be more fun/interesting. i got to spend time with my youngest sister, rebekah, which was worth it. but i'd say that was the best part of the weekend. both road trips (there and back) i wasn't feeling so well, so that really put a ( Read more... )

1. Men are like ....Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you ( Read more... )