"Are you into watersports?" "Yeah! Have you guys ever been tubing???"

[beautiful_mango]

1. The "DICK-tator" joke was courtesy of Miss Josie Moore...but it also promted a rather obscure memory. The first porn Chris and I rented back in the day was "Young Dick-tators II" and it gave us the famous

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[thegr8arp]

Let mke ask you this. What will makew you more happy. Doing what you want to do adn something that interst you, or kowing that you avoided a stupid expression by people who spend too much time pinning stereotypes.
I am not saying you should go to La James. Personally i think you have more potential, but if you want to go, don't let other people's stupidity keep you from doing something you may really enjoy.

[you_cad]

If I were you...

I would go to LaJames. You obviously want to go to college, but are concerned about money. So, go to LaJames for a year, be a stylist for awhile. When you've saved up enough money go to Iowa and get a teaching degree. I know you have more potential than being a stylist, but it's not like you would be stuck with it your whole life. You can always go back to school. Remember the 70 year olds at DMACC? And who cares what people think when you tell them. If they know you they will love you and realize that you aren't a stylist just because you like boys. If they don't know you they will probably assume you are gay, but who cares, that's 1/2 right, right?
I ♥ U

[beautiful_mango]

Thank you dear...I appreciate your advice.

No matter what your opinion still outranks most peoples.

♥ ♥ ♥

[ginnyray]

3) you are older than 56? i dont think i want to be in this relationship anymore. its not me. it is you.
4) call me inconsiderate, but what DO you want to do when you grow up? perhaps i am having an acid flashback, but i really cant remember you telling me what you want to do. that doesnt mean you didnt tell me, that just means i was drunk or cant remember. maybe there is a reason you were drawn to go to that la james visit. i truthfully think you would do a great job. you are very open and talkative, you work well with people, you do have a sense of style. and speaking in a cliche way, it is kind of a "gay" job, but think of all the hott chicks you could meet? plus, youd make a ton of money and you might even meet some pretty cool people.
6) please take a hundred and a half pictures of you being a pirate. i want copies.
9) at this point, food is more important than you
10A) peace out.

[my_illiterature]

a) 3 weakly poured drinks in several hours does not a drunk shelby make. and if you recall, drunky mcdrunkalot, you only thought i was drunk because you were wasted.

b) youre welcome for the libations, by the way.

c) you already know my thoughts on the la james thing, so im not going to give myself carpal tunnel explainning all the reasons i think you should seriously consider it.

d) there are more things i need to talk to you about, but id rather talk to you about my craziness in person, so you should call me when you have free time this week and dont not want to be around me (yes, im aware that was a double negative, sometimes i dont feel like being gramatically correct).

[beautiful_mango]

I'll forgive you...

...this time. *menacing glare*

Actually it's ok. No worries!