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stolen from brittany
If I were a month, I'd be: October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 9.p.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus or neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a starfish
If I were a direction, I'd be: north
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: a sinner?
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: I AM GOD.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: vodka
If I were a tree, I'd be: a christmas tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: booger (noras bird)
If I were a tool, I'd be: hammer
If I were a flower I'd be: lily
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: a tiger! rawr.
If I were a color, I'd be: purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be: embarassment
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a potatoe.
If I were a sound, I'd be: BANG!
If I were an element, I'd be: Fire
If I were a car, I'd be: CHAD BRENNYS SUPER COOL TRUCK THINGY.
If I were a song, I'd be: too drunk to fuck - dead kennedys
If I were a movie, I'd be: THE MOTHER FUCKING ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
If I were a book, I'd be: Making the run
If I were a food, I'd be: Ribs.
If I were a place, I'd be: vegas
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: sour
If I were a scent, I'd be: armani sensi
If I were a religion, I'd be: pointless
If I were a word, I'd be: simplicity
If I were an object, I'd be: chapstick
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: photography
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: THE CHESHIRE CAT
If I were a shape, I'd be: diamond
If I were a number, I'd be: 8
If I were a TV show I'd be: CSI
If I were a hobby I'd be: an internet freak.
