hi honey, i'm home!

[beautiful_trash]

i came home to discover a copy of "the watchtower" stuck in my door. while i appreciate that jehovah's witnesses display "a mild temper and deep respect" toward unbelievers, i really wish that they wouldn't come to my door. but now that i have a copy of this thing, i figure i might as well amuse myself, right? so i read a little. page 28

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You'd look smashing in a scarlet robe

[eyeteeth]

I have always thought of you as the mother of the harlots and of the disgusting things of the earth. I mean that affectionately, but it doesn't really come across in print. Let me try again. Hey, you can entitle your memoirs The Filth of Her Fornications!

[nidhi]

omg you totally made me crack up ! i work with jehovah's witnesses and aside from them never joining us for holidays and birthdays i didn't know anything so i recently read up on the watchtower, their beliefs, etc. ha!

[meestashane]

Females have sexuality?

What a load of tripe.

[beautiful_trash]

as an honorary lesbian you must have already known that.