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[beautifularmy]

I make a solemn promise to all my close friends and family that if i ever win extreme amounts of money, none of you will EVER have to lift a finger to support yourselves again.

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[macaroni]

I would just like a new car and a trust fund for River's college expenses

[phallicmephisto]

Can I get myself one of those dark skinned servants pappy told me about?

[beautifularmy]

one for everyday of the week sweetheart

[getupkid51]

I will still lift my finger, only in a sexual manner towards your sweet little brown eye!

[beautifularmy]

oh dude, i got that sewed up weeks ago. Ya, i just shit in this bag that comes out of my side. Really easy and conveinent.