62' thunderbird is as good as mine. Fuck yes! Call me old fashion but i think the most beautiful part of the body is the scrotum. Whos the ghost writer. Come on. This is plaguing me. Way to bail ashley. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jam.

...i am awoken by shrill cries of small children coming from out side. Ungracefully i slide out of bed to see the cause of the disturbance. I open the garage door to my 3 nephews washing the mini van as my mother squirts them with the hose because they are not washing it from top to bottom. "Top to bottom," my mother yells as she paces around the ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Bush ( Read more... )

ITS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never thought id be the one to become emotional over live journal. Im not usually the person who will reach out for advice or comfort over something that is so social. ive always loved to figure shit out on my own because thats really how it should be. Peoples opinions are just that. advice is only advice. its up to you to decipher the master ( Read more... )

Plan a: move to portland at the end of summer, get a part time job as a security guard, attend PCC. Plan b: Get a garbage bag of doobage, move to the forest, get high and become one with the animals. What should Seth do. I want to see some interaction here. My future is in your hands!

I like putting hope into things that are blatantly destined to fail.

I hate girls. I hope a law is passed by our new president where females are only allowed to wear white pants and then, soon after, there is a tampon famine. I found satan. Hes in the hearts and souls of every women in the world. Fear him and his deceptive hosts. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Games are not fun ladys. Unless its ping pong!

Dream girl wants dates. Most beautiful thing ive ever met inside and out. Lots of kissing, conversations, comments about bad breath then more kissing. Being a gentlemen pays off sometimes. Bottem line though, im extremely happy right now!!!! ice creams on me. Thanks for the tequaila last night adam. it tasted better going down. I had fun yesterday ( Read more... )