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beautifuldoily

Funniest joke in the world?

Apr 09, 2006 20:32

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services ( Read more... )

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maltman April 10 2006, 01:45:39 UTC

hehe...

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

maltman April 17 2006, 06:24:06 UTC

at some point, help me out.

maltman April 17 2006, 06:24:20 UTC

hahaha that made like no sense, didn't it.

beautifuldoily April 18 2006, 01:36:01 UTC

sorry i haven't been around this break, i've been working on school stuff for god knows how long. but now that school's starting again, how may i help you! haha! seriously though, what's wrong?

maltman April 18 2006, 22:14:32 UTC

lol... amongst other things... i think i'm on my way towards dropping film, i got hallie in trouble, i've done things i NEVER expected to do... and now feel horrid.