The one with the all the spam

[beautifulxmess]

Mmkay guys, I'm having gallbladder surgery tomorrow morning & I'm a bit...well scared outta my mind. Not afraid of it hurting or anything like that, just you know, dying. I realize I'm completely crazy, you don't need to tell me :D

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[anothersadsong]

Don't be scared, you'll be fine. :0) I had my gallbladder out 3 years ago, and I'm fine. Well, all except for that little thing of everything I eat making me sick to my stomach. o.O But no, you'll be fine, you won't die since it's a simple surgery. Recovery won't be hard and you'll be back on your feet in no time.

Now for the spam... my favorite joke to tell is also the lamest joke in the world. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

... 'Cuz it was dead!

LAAAMMMEEE! But it always makes me laugh.

[beautifulxmess]

Everyone keeps telling me that it's really simply & all that, but I can't help but be scared. It's the surgery I've ever had & I'm just overly freaking out about being put to sleep.

Your joke so made me laugh. It's like...
"Why did the money fall out of the tree?"
"I don't know."
"Because it's dead, dude. Gosh your such an idiot."

Ah...yes. I'm a strange one.

[anothersadsong]

It's understandable that you're scared. Getting my gall bladder out was my first surgery, too, and I was scared out of my mind. So I completely empathize with you. I think I was most scared of being put to sleep, too. I just felt so helpless because I wouldn't be awake to know what was going on. But it went smoothly, and I'm sure yours will too.

That joke is so stupid... but it's so dumb it always manages to make me laugh. :0D

[eruwen310780]

especially if it is money falling out of the tree...

[foolishcalling]

Awww, don't be scared, everything will be fine!

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What is this spam you speak of? ;)

[beautifulxmess]

OMG ICON TWINS!!! :D

I know everything will be fine, but I just can't seem to keep from freaking out anyways. >.<

Spam makes the world go round :D

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I have an irrational fear of werewolves. And dinosaurs. Which is really irrational, seeing as they no longer exist. o.O

Hm, fanfiction. Do you like any other ships besides H/D? (Which is the best one ever, of course.)

[beautifulxmess]

Your afraid of Lupin?!? :D Speaking of irrational fears, I'm afraid of trolls. Not the Harry Potter type of trolls, the trolls I'm afraid of are acutally quiet small. There like little dwarf looking things. Or at least that's how I've always imagined them. But there's a reason behind my fear. When I was little my brother always told me to keep my feet covered up because trolls would come into your room at night and cut your foot off and put taller legs on and that's how you got taller. Insane, I know. But I believed it. To this day I won't sleep with my feet uncovered.

H/D is the best one ever. But I'll read anything that's written well.

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Lupinwolf is pretty freaky, but Lupin's awesome. ;)

When I think of trolls, I always think of those little naked ones with the bright long hair that stood up and stuff.

I think my favorite fanfic is one by Amanuensis called Other Chambers, Darker Secrets. It's mainly non-consensual, violent Harry/Lucius, but it's well-written and... Interesting. Interesting, but sort of twisted. ;x And I'm sure you've read Cassandra Claire's fics. ;D

[beautifulxmess]

Ooo, I'll definitely read it. Sounds great!
As for the Cassandra Claire fics, I actually haven't read them. I've started them quiet a few times, but never completely finished them for some reason or another.

[agent_molly]

Everything'll be okay. I always freak myself out about things like that. Actually, I freak myself out about EVERYTHING, so don't worry. Heh.

Hmm... A joke? So, a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Doug?"

Stupid, I know. *g*

[beautifulxmess]

LOL. I love the joke. The stupid ones are always the best.

[varrsplace]

Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?
A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.
''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''
''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

hope ur surgery goes well =) i'm sure u'll be fine

[beautifulxmess]

LOL. Thanks for the jokes and the well wishes hun. ♥