The Spray - A Weekend Highlight
I was debating on whether or not to add this little gem of a story to my Tahoe trip post. But I decided that a)I wanted to be able to delete it later on if I had to, and b)It's just WAY too good a story not to be posted alone!
Saturday afternoon, after snaking around in the giant tub together, we were in the bedroom getting ready for a night out. I was lying on the bed, relaxing and drying off. I had my eyes closed, and was listening to Shelley drying off and putting on lotion, etc. Suddenly, I hear the telltale "pshhh, pshhh" of an aerosol spray can. That's funny, I think. Nothing she owns comes in an aerosol can. So the following conversation ensued:
Me: What was that?
Her: Underarm deodorant. It's a spray.
Me: What? That's new. What kind is that?
Her: Some free sample I got in the mail. I'm trying it out.
Me: Really? What kind? Let me see the bottle.
She hands me this:
Me: What? FDS?! Honey, this is for your coochie!
Her: Huh? Well, I didn't know. I've never heard of it. You sure? *reads the back* Okay. *pulls open panties and sprays*
God, I love that woman!!!