Fresh Meat
Basics
Name:Serafina
Age:16 (this is going to get me a "OMG u b yungin! dis m33n u hav no brain. NO")
Geographical Location:Whorelando,FL
Astrological Sign:cancer (Does anyone else with this sign think it's fucked up that you have to share the name with a life-threatening disease?)
Occupation: student/camp councilor. oh..the joy.
Stuff
Three Turn Ons:undeniabely gorgeous eyes, body mods, someone with the intellect and balls to have a serious debate with (the numbers are decreasing at an unsurprising rate)
Three Turn Offs: smokers, anyone who uses the term "gay" as an adjective, unibrows *cringe*
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? Drea
Pet Peeve(s):
-People who group together on the sidewalk and not only move at an incredibly slow pace and leave you no room to maneuver around them, but also speak and laugh loudly about their crazy weekend getting drunk on their boat or how single life is after their not-so-tragic divorce.
-When someone has to crack every. single. bone. in. their. body. one. at. a. time.
-"Spanglish."(not the movie) Being bilingual is awesome and is growingly needed in the work force today, but bilingual doesn't mean BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. Pick a language and stick to it when you're speaking.
Interesting and UNIQUE fact about yourself:We have to be interesting too? You people and your standards...
Well when I was born, the doctors didn't think I would survive the night. The nurse told my mother to name me quickly so they could call me something in the ICU. "Serafina" popped into my mother's head randomly and thus I was named. Serafina also happens to be derived from Seraphim, the highest choir of angels in heaven. And lo and behold, I survived and am here today to annoy the crap out of you all and apply to this community.
This story would probably be cooler if I believed in God.
Also, I can bellydance.
Link us directly to your promotion (not just the community name. If you advertise in a community that doesn't allow it, you will be automatically rejected and banned): http://www.livejournal.com/community/hot_ska_kids/121940.html#comments
How did you hear about us (please put the individual user's sn or the word you searched for to find us)?:
keepmeguessing promoted it in fuckyourlooks
Make us laugh (picture or text):
... (2:56:22 AM): what is it about virginity that makes girls want to hold on to it?
me (2:57:02 AM): it's compact and fits neatly in her vagina?
... (2:57:14 AM): seriously, though
me (2:57:51 AM): I guess because most people find it special, and you're not supposed to throw away special things
In this day and age, virginity(except in the pre-pubescent..mostly) is rare, and some people hold pride in it
me (2:58:53 AM): oh and you know..jesus freaks who think they'd go to hell
me (5:18:45 AM): you need to stop before you kill anymore brain cells by thinking
... (5:18:59 AM): :d I am licking myself.
You wish you were raptors
More In Depth...
Why are you applying here? For shits and giggles.
Do you prefer to ride the pole or poke the hole? The former. It's certainly better than any ride at Disneyworld, and it won't cost you 60 bucks. Well, not unless you're aesthetically challenged.
Which of the pictures that you submitted do you like the best/least and why?
Best:The fourth one I suppose. I like the angle and the lighting. Plus, it was taken in the Hotel Chelsea in NY, beautiful place
Least: The fifth, it's a terrible picture of me, but I love the brightness of the colors
What's your best feature? What's your worst?
Best:I'd say my eyes. They're abnormally large, but seem to fit nicely on my face. Apparently they also make me look half Japanese, and everyone knows Asians are cool.
Worst: nose. It's an odd shape and keeps me from taking profile shots.
What are your stances on pornography, ebonics, and karaoke?
Pornography: Absolutely hilarious. I've never seen such fantasically performed fake orgasms anywhere else, save my bedroom.
Ebonics: An insult to the English language and the basis of my proposal to have stupid people shot into space without oxygen. Last time I checked, the word fool ended with a consonant, not a vowel.
Karaoke: Better with alcohol.
If you could be completely immune from one criminal law, which law would it be and why? How would you exercise this extra freedom? Robbery. I would have said illegal substances, but, in theory, if you had an infinite supply of money, you could get away with more things. Though thats a loophole and really circumventing the spirit of the question.
Assuming you're rejected, will you complain and cry like a little pussy and delete your application? Yes. Then I'll realize that I'm better than that and that I can show you all. I'll train at the gym to the theme song from Rocky and get thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery. After becoming a famous super model and making millions off of simply sitting with my tits hanging out of my dress and looking pouty, I'll buy LJ and delete this community. Then I'll die from a heroin overdose, because I could never get over the fact someone online thought I was ugly.
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why? (please select one male and one femaleslashypoo He's sexy and reminds me of a lot of my close guys friends. I'd like to sleep with a lot of my close guy friends.
virtue_of_never She's pretty in a unique way and I like the random-ness
What two members should be buried in a shallow grave near a pig farm, and why? (again, please choose a male and a female)
bord_du_rasoir If I had the free time to click all those links, I'd be well..maybe you.
misanthropy__ coheed & cambria. No other words necessary.
Pretend you were lucky enough to be accepted and choose any Stamped Member's application to judge. Your comments should be made here, not on their original application. Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (hint: this is your chance to be bitchy.)
cupofteaaa Get a brain. please.
Your "humor" is either trite, juvenile, or just plain dumb.
And you look like every other Abercrombie wearing ditz walking in the mall. While you're asking the wizard for some smarts, go get some individuality too...or maybe just a gun. (In case you couldn't figure it out, the gun was to kill yourself with)
Explain to us precisely why you are not an incredibly vacuous, positively ignorant excuse for a human being. (cite specific sources if available)
I'm skilled in grammar and actually know the difference between "your" and "you're." And, I use them correctly! Which is more than I can say for most of the "special" individuals of LiveJournal.
If beautyandbitch gave you $5000, what would you do with it?
Spend it. On myself. In front of needy children.
Pictures:
I was confused as to who would actually buy this hat
When my head was made out of cotton candy
Florida weather ravages my hair
Webcams have the best quality pictures
Best random picture taken in the back of a speeding truck ever.
yarr
Since some don't like the colorful look, I have agreed to (and been allowed to) post some more pictures for your..er..enjoyment. Let's go with that.
